What in the Hell is up with most of you. Do you want to just **** around
or are you looking for a relationship. Or are "Ya Sceeired"? And that
goes for most of you woman out there as well. What the ****>? **** or
get off the "pot". I'm sorry guys and gals but stop being afraid to be
your true selves. When you know, you know. Pick up a phone, give them
your address, somethin. Hell, if their a nut ****in shoot their ass. You
only live once, in this sphere anyway............

A traveler nearing a great city asked a woman seated by the wayside,
"What are the people like in the city?"
"How were the people where you came from?'
"A terrible lot," the traveler responded. "Mean, untrustworthy,
detestable in all repects."
"Ah," said the woman, "you will find them the same in the city ahead."
Scarecely was the first traveler gone when another one stopped and also
inquired about the people in the city before him. Again the old woman
asked about the people in the place where the traveler had come from.
"They were fine people; honest, industrious, and generous to a fault. I
was sorry to leave," declared the second traveler.
Responded the wise woman. "So you will find them in the city ahead."

makes me wonder why people get married now days and its a fact that 80%
will get a divorce with in 7 years... what your take on this??

Buy another Dog and bring it in for more Shots....

make an apt.for you dog to get a bath you might get a bath and a cut 2
for the price of one

Everything was goin great then bam! Get a phone call saying lets just be
freinds. She will never tell me why she did it says I didn't do anything
wrong. I just want to know why and probably will never get it.

Hummmmm.... So does this mean that all those people on Springer, Maury,
Dr Phil, etc... are all rich?

HE GOT HIT BY A BUS,SO HE IS OUT OF THE TOPIC ,WHATS GOOD LOL.

What Are Yall Doing This Weekend,,Cooking outside,,going to the
Mall,,,Washing your car,,Or Sitting Back Watching the Game,,,,just
seeing whats going on ,,,,,,,hope everyone here is going to have a great
weekend,,if not at least make the best of it Please,,you never know when
**** Happens,,,,,,,Love 2 All

I think u should atleast wait two years.

I'm sitting here minding my own business when all of a sudden
my wife comes in the house, comes into the computer room and
goes "oh God". She said I'm spending two hours a day on the
computer. SHE IS ACTUALLY TIMING MY ASS!!!! I am finding it
un****ing believable because I can't believe that she knows to
the minute how long I'm on the computer especially because a
large part of my job is BEING ON THE COMPUTER. My wife is
jealous of a computer! If I could talk to her openly and honestly the
way I do here maybe I wouldn't be on the computer
so much but what do you do when the person you love is so
damn uptight? Don't get me wrong, I love her but I could never
talk to her about ****ing, sex positions, what turns me on,
**** she doesn't even really tell ME what turns HER on. Now
she says she's gonna be nasty to me tonight and that I deserve
it. If that's the price I pay for being real with some friends
and speaking my mind then so be it. I only wish I could be
this open and express myself with her and not be judged for it.

NewlyWeds


At 85 years of age, Morris marries LouAnne, a lovely 25-year-old.
Because her new husband is so old, LouAnne decides that on their wedding
night, she and Morris are to have separate bedrooms. The newlywed is
concerned that her new husband may overexert himself if they spend the
entire night together. After the wedding festivities, LouAnne prepares
herself for bed, and for the expected "knock" at the door. Sure enough,
the knock comes, the door opens, and there is her 85-year-old groom,
ready for action. They unite as one. All goes well, whereupon Morris
takes leave of LouAnne, and she prepares to go to sleep. After a few
minutes, LouAnne hears another knock at her bedroom door. It's Morris!
And he's again ready for more action. Somewhat surprised, LouAnne
consents to further coupling. When the newlyweds are done, Morris kisses
LouAnne, bids her a fond good night, and leaves. LouAnne is set to go to
sleep again. However, after a few short minutes, there is another knock
at her door, and there he is again. Morris, as fresh as a 25-year-old
and ready for a bit more action. And again they enjoy one another. As
Morris is once again set to leave, the young bride says to him, "I am
thoroughly impressed that at your age, honey, I've been with guys less
than a third your age who were only good once! You're a great lover,
Morris." Morris, somewhat embarrassed, turns to LouAnne and says, "You
mean I was here already."

P. Christopher

it depend on what a soulmate is

If you are getting bored, is it because you are hoping to find something
better around the corner? Sometimes what you could be happy with is
right in front of you, but you are afraid of missing out on "THE ONE".
The One may be out there and when you do find him, you may not give him
a chance. Also; are you communicating with your significant other? Tell
the guy you are with your expectations and what you want or what keeps
you interested. Keep it fun and exciting and maybe a little
spontaneous...Relationships take work, but the results are well worth
it!

If she dosen't love you, ther is nothing much you can do. You can't make
someone love you all you can do is try to make it happen.

Having rough sex [make it hurt!!!] burns 543 calories.

Giving .........head....... massages the jaw....while burning 32
calories.

Swallowing foreign body juices is actually like taking vitamins and it
whitens your teeth

The American Dental Association says that semen cuts plaque better than
mouth wash, so suck a **** and save a smile.

Take off her clothes
with her consent.........................12 cal
without......................187 cal

Take off her Bra
With two hands..........................8 cal
With one hand.........................12 cal
With mouth.............................85 cal

Put on Protection
hard ........................... 6 cal
soft..........................315 cal

Foreplay
Looking for target...................8 cal
Finding G spot ......................92 cal
I don't F***ing care.....................0 cal

Entry
Holding her..................12 cal
On the floor.................8 cal

With Different Position
Missionary..........................358 cal
Doggy...........................316 cal
69 lying...............................286 cal
69 standing.............................512 cal
Italian hanger.........................912 cal

Orgasm
Real................................112 cal
Faking................................315 cal

After "O"
Lying in Bed............................18 cal
Hop off the bed............................36 cal
Wondering why she left pissed off...........816 cal

Get dressed
Quiet and calm...........................32 cal
Rushing.........................98 cal
Heard her boyfriend opening the door.............1218 cal
Heard her dad opening the door.............1942 cal



Send this right after you read it, something good will happen at 2:25
tomorrow. Get ready for the biggest shock in your life!!
Whoever breaks this chain will be cursed w/ relationship problems 4-10
years.
If you send this in 15 mins. your safe. Something good will happen
tonight at 11:11pm.
This is not a joke...someone will either call you or will talk to you
online.

REPOST THIS WITH THE TITLE: Rough Sex Facts

ass funny as that is thats ruff man

"Precious Moments"
Life is something wonderful
Filled with precious moments
That we keep forever in our hearts,
We often go back in time
We often bring those moments alive,
We love to explore those moments
Because it soothes our hearts and minds
Out of all those precious moments
There's always a special one
And the most special moment
It's when you came into my life,
The very first time I saw your face
The very first time I saw your smile,
That's why my life is something special!
Filled with precious moments,
That I will keep forever in my heart!.

Martin Valenzuela

Copyright ©2006 Martin Valenzuela

1. Scientific tests find that when women make love, they


produce double amounts of the hormone estrogen, which


make hair shiny and skin smooth.
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2. Gentle, relaxed lovemaking reduces your chances of


suffering dermatitis, skin rashes and blemishes. The


sweat produced cleanses the pores and makes your skin glow.


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3. Lovemaking can burn up those calories you piled on during


that romantic dinner.
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4. Sex is one of the safest sports you can take up. It stretches


and tones up just about every muscles in the body. It's


more enjoyable than swimming 20 laps and you don't


need special sneakers!
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5. Sex is an instant cure for mild depression. It releases


the body endorphin into the bloodstream, producing a sense


of euphoria and leaving you with a feeling of well-being.


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6. The more sex you have, the more you will be offered. The


sexually active body gives off greater quantities of chemicals


called pheromones. These subtle sex perfumes drive the


opposite sex crazy!
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7. Sex is the safest tranquillizer in the world. It is 10


times more effective than Valium.
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8. Kissing each day will keep the dentist away. Kissing


encourages saliva to wash food from the teeth and lowers


the level of the acid that causes decay, preventing plaque


build-up.
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9. Sex actually relieves headaches. A lovemaking session


can release the tension that restrict blood vessels in


the brain.
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10. A lot of lovemaking can unblock a stuffy nose. Sex is


a national antihistamine. It can help combat asthma and


hay fever.

Nope...face to face is the best way

Time to move on