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Having rough sex [make it hurt!!!] burns 543 calories.
Giving .........head....... massages the jaw....while burning 32 calories. Swallowing foreign body juices is actually like taking vitamins and it whitens your teeth The American Dental Association says that semen cuts plaque better than mouth wash, so suck a dick and save a smile. Take off her clothes with her consent.........................12 cal without......................187 cal Take off her Bra With two hands..........................8 cal With one hand.........................12 cal With mouth.............................85 cal Put on Protection hard ........................... 6 cal soft..........................315 cal Foreplay Looking for target...................8 cal Finding G spot ......................92 cal I don't F***ing care.....................0 cal Entry Holding her..................12 cal On the floor.................8 cal With Different Position Missionary..........................358 cal Doggy...........................316 cal 69 lying...............................286 cal 69 standing.............................512 cal Italian hanger.........................912 cal Orgasm Real................................112 cal Faking................................315 cal After "O" Lying in Bed............................18 cal Hop off the bed............................36 cal Wondering why she left pissed off...........816 cal Get dressed Quiet and calm...........................32 cal Rushing.........................98 cal Heard her boyfriend opening the door.............1218 cal Heard her dad opening the door.............1942 cal Send this right after you read it, something good will happen at 2:25 tomorrow. Get ready for the biggest shock in your life!! Whoever breaks this chain will be cursed w/ relationship problems 4-10 years. If you send this in 15 mins. your safe. Something good will happen tonight at 11:11pm. This is not a joke...someone will either call you or will talk to you online. REPOST THIS WITH THE TITLE: Rough Sex Facts |
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im guessing u got that from myspace LOL.
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That is the funniest post I've read in awhile. Thanks for the laugh!
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Thanks for the reminder I need to go visit my man in 30mins LOL :)
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rough sex is great if you have someone that is as into it as you are.
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and here i thought rough sex involved sandpaper...
Andrew Wee www.WhoIsAndrewWee.com www.myspace.com/andreww38 |
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Man that was good!! lol
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Thanks ! I needed a good laugh =) Now I'm trying to think of who to send
it to without offending anyone seriously. ROFLMAO ! |
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BACK ACH!!
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Well for one thing rough sex would make my head hurt if she likes to be
the dominate type and she keeps hitting my head against the bed board heh heh ^_^ But I actually don't know what rough sex is because I am still a virgin so I really can't say but hey that doesn't stop me from having a cool imagination eh?? Heh HeH ^_~ |
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HmmMmMMm actually now that I think about it...
I think rough sex would really really really HURT because it's so rough (>_<) they don't call it that for nothing guy!!! |
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Damn thats it,,10 people having ruff sex,,yall suck,,lol,,joking,,well
at least during sex ,,lol,, |
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Funny I'm due a tone up thank God for weekends LOL I just perfer three
at a time thank you; so who will be this weekend :) |
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LOL... Wow, that was interesting and funny. Good laugh. Just
wondering... how old r u? Rough sex is great to have sometimes, it makes me feel sexy. If you can make a man be real macho and then make his toes curl, you're the man! (the woman) |
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LOl!!!! That was good!!!
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Having rough sex [make it hurt!!!] burns 543 calories. Giving .........head....... massages the jaw....while burning 32 calories. Swallowing foreign body juices is actually like taking vitamins and it whitens your teeth The American Dental Association says that semen cuts plaque better than mouth wash, so suck a **** and save a smile. Take off her clothes with her consent.........................12 cal without......................187 cal Take off her Bra With two hands..........................8 cal With one hand.........................12 cal With mouth.............................85 cal Put on Protection hard ........................... 6 cal soft..........................315 cal Foreplay Looking for target...................8 cal Finding G spot ......................92 cal I don't F***ing care.....................0 cal Entry Holding her..................12 cal On the floor.................8 cal With Different Position Missionary..........................358 cal Doggy...........................316 cal 69 lying...............................286 cal 69 standing.............................512 cal Italian hanger.........................912 cal Orgasm Real................................112 cal Faking................................315 cal After "O" Lying in Bed............................18 cal Hop off the bed............................36 cal Wondering why she left pissed off...........816 cal Get dressed Quiet and calm...........................32 cal Rushing.........................98 cal Heard her boyfriend opening the door.............1218 cal Heard her dad opening the door.............1942 cal Send this right after you read it, something good will happen at 2:25 tomorrow. Get ready for the biggest shock in your life!! Whoever breaks this chain will be cursed w/ relationship problems 4-10 years. If you send this in 15 mins. your safe. Something good will happen tonight at 11:11pm. This is not a joke...someone will either call you or will talk to you online. REPOST THIS WITH THE TITLE: Rough Sex Facts |
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