NewlyWeds


At 85 years of age, Morris marries LouAnne, a lovely 25-year-old.
Because her new husband is so old, LouAnne decides that on their wedding
night, she and Morris are to have separate bedrooms. The newlywed is
concerned that her new husband may overexert himself if they spend the
entire night together. After the wedding festivities, LouAnne prepares
herself for bed, and for the expected "knock" at the door. Sure enough,
the knock comes, the door opens, and there is her 85-year-old groom,
ready for action. They unite as one. All goes well, whereupon Morris
takes leave of LouAnne, and she prepares to go to sleep. After a few
minutes, LouAnne hears another knock at her bedroom door. It's Morris!
And he's again ready for more action. Somewhat surprised, LouAnne
consents to further coupling. When the newlyweds are done, Morris kisses
LouAnne, bids her a fond good night, and leaves. LouAnne is set to go to
sleep again. However, after a few short minutes, there is another knock
at her door, and there he is again. Morris, as fresh as a 25-year-old
and ready for a bit more action. And again they enjoy one another. As
Morris is once again set to leave, the young bride says to him, "I am
thoroughly impressed that at your age, honey, I've been with guys less
than a third your age who were only good once! You're a great lover,
Morris." Morris, somewhat embarrassed, turns to LouAnne and says, "You
mean I was here already."

P. Christopher

WELL, VIAGRA MAY WORK BUT ITS NOT SAFE FOR ALL.
I KNOW A GUY WHO DIED OF VIAGRA. MOST PEOPLE DON'T KNOW THAT VIAGRA
ENCREASES BLOOD FLOW. INCREASING THE RISK OF CARDIAC ARREST.

A BETTER DRUG WOULD BE LEVITRA. TRY IT. IT WORKS JUST LIKE VIAGRA AND
ITS SAFE....JUST A FRIENDLY ADVICE.

I dont use Viagra, nor do I need a sales pitch. IT'S A JOKE, if you
read it all.
Good Day

When I drove an 18 wheeler I would take a Viagra with warm milk. The
warm milk helped me fall asleep and the Viagra kept me from rolling off
the bunk.

lol, like a kickstand huh lol

Okay, 2 points:

(1) This "joke" was not funny.

and

(2) I can see why this topic is here in "Relationship Advice" and not in
the "Jokes" forum because of point number (1).

his stuff is always in the wrong section.


lol

But if the joke is not funny, does it qualify to be in the joke forum?
But I didn't really see the humor either.

Coffee: a future female Viagra?

Houston, January 9
Could something as simple as caffeine be the answer to women’s prayers
for female version of Viagra? Maybe! Going by a research study by Fay
Guarraci, an assistant professor of psychology at Southwestern
University, and Stacey Benson, a 2005 graduate, it sure could be a
female Viagra.


The study titled “Coffee, Tea and Me: Moderate doses of caffeine effect
on sexual behaviour in female rats,” is the first of its kind and
examines the interaction between caffeine and sex in females.

Guarraci and Benson gave 108 female rats a moderate dose of caffeine
before a mating test to determine if the caffeine had any effect on
female mating behaviour.

The study published in a forthcoming issue of Pharmacology, Biochemistry
and Behaviour found that administration of caffeine shortened the amount
of time it took the females to return to the males after receiving an
ejaculation, suggesting that the females were more motivated to be with
the male rats.

While it is tempting to speculate that caffeine exposure could also
effect sexual motivation in other female mammals such as humans,
Guarraci cautioned that may not be the case since most humans consume
moderate doses of caffeine on a daily basis.

“These rats had never had caffeine before,” she said. “In humans, it
might enhance the sexual experience only among people who are not
habitual users.”

“Understanding the circuits that control this behaviour will help us
understand how the brain works and what part of the brain mediates
motivation because sexual behaviour is a motivative behaviour,” she
said. — PTI

Well Usadad..I thought your comment was the most comical. Good sense of
humor. :-)

oh, it works alright...but you should never ever give it to your pitbull
as a joke on the neighbors cat. that little bastard rubbed the skin
right off my leg lol

LMAO King!

There are certain things you should never give a pet. But if you want to
quite a dog, give him some meat with some peanut butter in it. That will
shut him up for sure. LOL

Interesting post Ghost.
I'm thinking my girl may be getting a Senseo for Christmas.

King, I also got a great laugh from you and usadad. Try giving a dog
icecream and watch him/her go nuts.
good day

Hummm recon well ya mean its all those Dr.Peppers I drink that causes
that effect on me. Well not gonna give them up to find out lol.

the dog i used to have loved jalepeno flavored potato chips and we would
put the bag on the floor to let her get the crumbs inside and she'd
somehow get the bag all the way on her head to get to them.lol

hey man lighten up

ouch

How do you die of Viagra?