A clever little Fox would have that contingency planned out in advance. I'd save money so that she COULD order the most expensive thing on the menu if she wanted. If she doesn't spend all the money at dinner, perhaps I'd have enough money to also get her flowers or something.

I don't have Credit or a Credit card now, so It wouldn't be to my advantage to take that offer.

...However if I knew how long the offer was could for, I'd be tempted to get a credit card, buy a bunch of expensive stuff, THEN take them up on it, but that's a smidgen dishonest, so I probably wouldn't.

I know I won't make the Calender this time, but maybe I'll be in shape enough to be considered for next year's Calendar.

"Roll The Bones" By: Rush


Well, you can stake that claim --
Good work is the key to good fortune
Winners take that praise
Losers seldom take that blame
If they don't take that game
And sometimes the winner takes nothing
We draw our own designs
But fortune has to make that frame

We go out in the world and take our chances
Fate is just the weight of circumstances
That's the way that lady luck dances
Roll the bones
Roll the Bones

Why are we here?
Because were here
Roll the bones
Roll the bones
Why does it happen?
Because it happens
Roll the bones
Roll the bones

Faith is cold as ice --
Why are little ones born only to suffer
For the want of immunity
Or a bowl of rice?
Well, who would hold a price
On the heads of the innocent children
If there's some immortal power
To control the dice?

We come into the world and take our chances
Fate is just the weight of circumstances
That's the way that lady luck dances
Roll the bones
Roll the bones

Why are we here?
Because were here
Roll the bones
Roll the bones
Why does it happen?
Because it happens
Roll the bones
Roll the bones

Why are we here?
Because were here
Roll the bones
Roll the bones
Why does it happen?
Because it happens
Roll the bones
Roll the bones

Why Does it Happen?

Jack, relax.
Get busy with the facts.
No zodiacs or almanacs,
No maniacs in polyester slacks.
Just the facts.
Gonna kick some gluteus max.
Its a parallax, you dig?
You move around
The small gets big. its a rig.
Its action... reaction...
Random interaction.
So who's afraid
Of a little abstraction?
Cant get no satisfaction
From the facts?
You better run, homeboy...
A facts a fact
From Nome to Rome, boy.

Whats the deal? spin the wheel.
If the dice are hot, take a shot.
Play your cards. show us what you got...
What you're holding.
If the cards are cold,
Don't go folding.
Lady luck is golden;
She favors the bold. that's cold.
Stop throwing stones...
The night has a thousand saxophones.
So get out there and rock,
And roll the bones.
Get busy!

Roll the Bones

Why are we here?
Because were here
Roll the bones
Roll the bones
Why does it happen?
Because it happens
Roll the bones
Roll the bones

(Repeat til fade out)

Mine shrunk in the Dryer, now it's too small to upload right.

If their heart is up to it, I say go for it and good luck.

I never could, I'm not strong enough to risk going such heartbreak twice.

(Naughty Saying Alert)


As I often say, nice guys only finish last because we make the girl finish first.

Hope so, it's hard enough to find her with just me looking.

I'm not sure why they whine. I've been concentrating on improving myself while I am without the presence of "My Vixen". I'd hate to think that those guys being nice was work for them and they felt frustrated that it didn't seem to be doing any good. Maybe they see jerks wind up with women and treat them badly and think about how much happier the girl could have been with them. I don't know, I'm not a mind reader, just an amateur psychologist.

I'm Too Sexy for my Sexy...

...which is why I'm not sexy...

...come back sexy! Come back!!!

Now if only I could find her...

...oh well, I guess you can say she WILL be lucky.

I made 14 of my own Rules to live by. These are not universal and they only really apply to me, but I felt like sharing them anyway. I take these rules seriously and will not intentionally break them. Since I wrote these out none of them have been broken.


“The Fox’s” Rules

1. “My Vixen” deserves a man free of all addictions and clear of mind. Drugs and Alcohol only damage my body and mind and make me undesirable for the one I love. You also fear the lack of self-control involved in a lot of such substances. My mind and body is who I am, I will not destroy it.

2. Rampant mindless Sex is in insult to “My Vixen”, my mother, and women everywhere. Sex is sacred and will be treated as such. STD’s and unwanted pregnancies are punishments for such indulgences.

3. I would never cheat on “My Vixen”, she deserves a man who would completely loyal to her and I would never betray her. How could I walk away from the perfect woman? Trust is the hardest thing to earn and the easiest thing to lose.

4. Honesty is very important to Me. I will not consciously deceive another with the intention to harm and rarely will I consciously deceive at any other occasion. (Keeping a surprise party a secret for example)

5. Honor is the measure of a true man and I hold myself to it. I will respect the bonds of couples and will not “go after another man’s girl”. To break up a happy couple is monstrous.

6. I will not seek retaliation, vengeance only leads to more vengeance, it never ends. Turn the other cheek.

7. Do no harm to yourself or others. From violence to deception and greed, all of these are traps that ruins everyone’s lives and alienated possible friends.

8. I will control my emotions. When nobody can be harmed, I can vent and feel better.

9. Act with respect and civility whenever possible, there is no need to fall into hate and anger.

10. I will do my best to be and stay in shape. A weak body leads to other weaknesses like laziness and seeking shortcuts. Also “My Vixen” deserves the best I can offer her.

11. I will do my best to keep my mind keen, a lazy mind can be mislead far easier than a well used one. “My Vixen” should receive the best I can give her.

12. I will not hate yourself if I screw up, we all fall down. Just get back up and try again. There is no need to feel bad about failing at whatever I was attempting.

13. There is only one person in my life romantically. There will never be anyone before or after “My Vixen”.

14. These rules are non-negotiable. My morals are who I am, to give them up are to give up on myself.

It's like asking how a Ninja how he can do the things he does. You'll get the answer "I'm a Ninja" ... if not just a shuriken to the throat.

I figure it's about the same with girls. The best answer you could hope for is "I'm a girl".

Fire!

...too predictable?

Sorry, we still use fire and it is amazingly useful.

Done by space Ghost might help people find the song on You Tube if people ever wanted to look it up.

Wow... Someone got it! I wasn't sure if anyone here would.

*sings*

Oh I don't care, about shape or size...
...About the number heads or tails or horns or eyes...
...I like girls!

(I wonder if anyone knows where this song is from...)

That suggests they even let me on the playing field.

...I'm the water boy for the game of Love.

He wants to know what is... He wants you to show him...


Foreigner Rocks!

I don't think that makes it any more Ironic, it just make the retarded gay guy a Criminal for sneaking on a Ship he was not invited on.