Welcome Sea. We have something in common. I get ESPN as well..... oh! you said ESP. Never mind and sorry for what I'm thinking right now.

J

Reasons to get up:

1. Opportunity to conquer the world. I'll help out the people too though.
2. Smell the Roses.
3. Thank God for my kids and watch them grow.
4. Success is sweet revenge for those that dissed me.
5. I can again support the breweries of the world. Yah!
6. So I can impress myself and others. Write a song.
7. Hash House Harriers. Funniest group of people on the planet.
8. To answer questions like this.

Dude! Join the hash house harriers..... we hit every bar in the South Bay.

Just type in SVH3.com and come out to an event. I'm setting trail from San Jose this week. We have a 50/50 mix that come out to play. It's a real good party and way to meet people.

Later,

J

James Taylor - Jingle Bells - Best version

Josh Groban has a nice Noel CD

Never leave out Bing or Andy. Those guys still rock!

Oh! Yeah and if you can track down a CD from about 8 years ago from Target stores that has an amazing mix of artists on it. If I can find it I'll forward the info as it is really awesome. It had a song by the Little River Band that was awesome amongst others.

No! I'm on the left down the hall and I'm pimpin' tonight. Ya! gotta go right and talk to Rita. Tell her I sent you cause I get 30%.

Okay now there were some funny things here so now it's your turn to be original and funny?

Lets go common!!!

Waiting?????? Damned she went narcoleptical again on her keyboard.

Try quoting Richard Simmons and see if that works!

"Inside every fat person is a thin person screaming to get out."

Honestly that is the funniest thing I have ever seen posted here. I'm cryin' here. I can barely type now.

Be the Barnacle!

Out of 100,000 sperm you were the chosen one?

Speaking of desserts. Did you know that Stressed spelled backwards is Desserts. Coincidence I think not. Another bon bon?

Speaking of disease. Have you ever heard of Furniture Disease?

Its when your chest falls into your draws!

Some people say the glass is half empty and some people say the glass is half full. I always say, "Are you going to drink that?"

Yeah but she's tryin' to change him. So maybe this is just the first of many changes she'll request.

However, give her a little bit here and there and maybe she'll be happy. Maybe she isn't into quite time and she just talks and talks and talks. Sometimes the other person should just shut up and kiss.

Advise only works with people intending to use it.

Yep! Good group! Heard them a bunch. Never in concert though.

Guitar and Piano - My family is all musical so came from there but I started by playing Neil Diamond songs

If you want to be inspired by a guitarist look up Monty Montgomery on YouTube.com . He is unbelievable.

I say waiting is a very cool thing... However, why are you gals so down and saying I wish I had waited!

Waited for what? Like it would have been better to wait for marriage first? In those situations generally you are trying to enjoy life and explore. It's okay to have had sex.

People made a big deal about sex for years. There are all kinds of people getting married before sex... Doesn't mean it works.

Stick to your guns if you feel that way. My sister did and she's been married to the same dude for 20 years with no end in sight. They will die together and never cheat on each other as well. We all know this.

Creative..... and spontaneous..... The Don't Care card works best. It just doesn't matter.

Learn a few jokes and be able to tell them. One liners work best.

Ask how many pick up lines he knows and jump back with a few. It starts the ball a rollin'.

I've been nursing the 4th one.

100,000 sperm and you were the fastest? Congratulations!