i'm lonely tonight & could use a laugh...let's see who can do it...

Some people say the glass is half empty and some people say the glass is half full. I always say, "Are you going to drink that?"

On my exams, whenever a questions say 'Why?' I simply reply with 'Why not?'

This is actually Terri's husband typing, but we're on her account so what the h...!!!!!!!

Ever heard of Ed Zachery disease???? Let me explain.

A woman hadn't had a date or any luck of any kind in over five years, and she couldn't figure out the problem. A friend of hers told her about a great new therapist who could solve any problem. His name was Dr. Chang. She figured, what the hell, I've got nothing to lose, so she went to see him.

He looked at her and said, "I can solve your probrem. Here what you need to do. Take off all your crothes, and craw across the room very, very slow." When she'd done that, he said, "now, craw back across room to me, very, very slow". When she had done it, he said, I know you probrem. You have Ed Zachary disease." She replied, "Oh my god is it serious, what is it"? He replied, "Very simple. You face looks Ed Zachary like you ass"!!!

Wow, not puttin much pressure on 'the hopefuls' are ya? haha, hopefully someone comes up with something to satiate your cravings. I'ma go grab a gin and juice then I'll come back to see if anyone has something funny to say.

One more, and really think about this.........

My wife's daughter once actually, "If we hadn't have left when we did, we'd have still been there".

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sounds like it was diagnosed by Kim Jong Ill in Team America

Speaking of disease. Have you ever heard of Furniture Disease?

Its when your chest falls into your draws!

Munch Yooooour a deserter! But hey she is cute...go for it!!! Munch meet Aims...Aims meet Munch, he is french and talks great and he dances for millers future ex wife!!!

Speaking of desserts. Did you know that Stressed spelled backwards is Desserts. Coincidence I think not. Another bon bon?

lol I'm not a deserter!!!! wtf? I do dance for Miller's future wife though. She totally thinks I'm hot and I can't blame her. I'm much more sexy than a smack talkin blue box. Gin is yummy

haha very nice.

I think i'll pretend i'm drinking to that.

ok ill try this out ,lol.


Where do u send a mad squrrel?



To the nut house





Yeah corny i know ,lol

Aim, if your drinking, come to my forum where everybody is drinking. It's called Have A Drink.

Munch, she needs a guide. Go for it. I see the two of you hooking up. Trust me, I'm good at this.

Out of 100,000 sperm you were the chosen one?

Um... I'm not french.. holy crap, is that how I come off? Is it my impeccable style? Dammit. I'm actually from West 'by God' Virginia originally... that's like, the complete opposite of France I think.

this is aq good one. where would u be if i didn'tcall u

I hope so cause I've already polished off a bottle of wine so my judgment is poor. Why the hell is 'judgment' spelled without an 'e' after the 'g'? Does that make any sense? You can learn a lot from spell check.

Hello aims, I'm kinda lonely also! I haven't had any in a long time. I love the way it smells and tastes.The way it goes in hard and comes out soft and wet. I know I don't know you very well and I shouldn't ask, but can I have a piece .... of gum?

Okay now there were some funny things here so now it's your turn to be original and funny?

Lets go common!!!

Waiting?????? Damned she went narcoleptical again on her keyboard.