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I know I'm Jewish, but let me take you home and show you how "Gentile" I can be!
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I know I'm Jewish, but let me take you home and show you how "Gentile" I can be! 
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Edited by
Jhavez
on
Fri 07/24/09 09:30 AM
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if you got dressed up today to impress me, I just want you to know that it is working
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How much for one lifetime?
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I know I'm Jewish, but let me take you home and show you how "Gentile" I can be! Very cute !!! |
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Do you work for UPS? Cause I noticed you checking out my package!
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Do you have something in your eye, or are you winking at me?
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I believe in the here and now. I want to hear you and I squeaking bedsprings NOW
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i wanna be on you
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I've got the cowboy hat, you wanna save some horses?
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Excuse me, no one can spell my last name...Can I use yours? Too strong?  
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Do you work for UPS? Cause I noticed you checking out my package! LOL 
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If you need a green card, just pick me!
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i know why you are taking those sharp rights<in the car> so ill land in your lap
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i know why you are taking those sharp rights<in the car> so ill land in your lap
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i dont think i even need to say it any more do i
*opens car door and points* |
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i dont think i even need to say it any more do i *opens car door and points* ROFLMFAO! 
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Me: did it hurt?
her: did what hurt? Me: when you fell from heaven. hehe :) |
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Oi!
Worked once... |
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Want to come over as dinner? Err...for dinner?
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