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Topic: Create a new Pick Up Line
millertime383 Joined Sat 11/22/08 Posts: 4	Mon 07/27/09 02:16 PM
So....What were your other 2 wishes?

s1owhand Joined Fri 05/18/07 Posts: 29437	Mon 07/27/09 05:22 PM
i have a practical joke that will make you howl and if you come back to my place now i will prove it to you.

daytime Joined Sat 04/25/09 Posts: 2735	Mon 07/27/09 06:01 PM
You look like you are very photogenic, I would love to take some photographs of you.

lonetar25 Joined Mon 05/18/09 Posts: 3531	Mon 07/27/09 06:06 PM
you know the drill, the thread pops up you....... yep, good girl

HasidicEnforcer Joined Thu 12/20/07 Posts: 10235	Mon 07/27/09 07:58 PM
you know the drill, the thread pops up you....... yep, good girl OMG, you are killing me Lonestar! bows head and quietly gets into the back seat

lonetar25 Joined Mon 05/18/09 Posts: 3531	Mon 07/27/09 08:20 PM
you know the drill, the thread pops up you....... yep, good girl OMG, you are killing me Lonestar! bows head and quietly gets into the back seat OI, mind the upolstry anyway, its Fear that does the killing i do the fuc........ i mean i do the abduction that wasnt much better was it, and i wonder why im single

SunnyMcleod Joined Fri 01/11/08 Posts: 15208	Mon 07/27/09 08:24 PM
To be fair I'd rather be abducted...unless you have a stoop. Then no. No to everything but the car ride

HasidicEnforcer Joined Thu 12/20/07 Posts: 10235	Mon 07/27/09 08:39 PM Edited by HasidicEnforcer on Mon 07/27/09 08:39 PM
you know the drill, the thread pops up you....... yep, good girl OMG, you are killing me Lonestar! bows head and quietly gets into the back seat OI, mind the upolstry anyway, its Fear that does the killing i do the fuc........ COME HERE BIG BOY! i mean i do the abduction that wasnt much better was it, and i wonder why im single

lonetar25 Joined Mon 05/18/09 Posts: 3531	Mon 07/27/09 08:47 PM Edited by lonetar25 on Mon 07/27/09 08:48 PM
that was truely excellent if only i had a flying car

HasidicEnforcer Joined Thu 12/20/07 Posts: 10235	Mon 07/27/09 09:41 PM
I am glad to make you smile. makes me smile. now hush cause I am sleeping in the back seat

HasidicEnforcer Joined Thu 12/20/07 Posts: 10235	Tue 07/28/09 01:51 AM
I hope you like camping cause I just pitched a tent!

1SexyJerk Joined Tue 06/23/09 Posts: 40	Tue 07/28/09 04:56 AM
Hey little shrimp its your shrimp daddy

HasidicEnforcer Joined Thu 12/20/07 Posts: 10235	Tue 07/28/09 04:32 PM
???? what???

rara777 Joined Thu 10/18/07 Posts: 61408	Tue 07/28/09 06:11 PM Edited by rara777 on Tue 07/28/09 06:12 PM
Is that a Uzi in your hands or do you just want to interrogate me?

HasidicEnforcer Joined Thu 12/20/07 Posts: 10235	Tue 07/28/09 07:10 PM
did you know the Israelis invented the Uzi?

Jhavez Joined Wed 10/17/07 Posts: 15557	Tue 07/28/09 08:42 PM
Hi, I am a candy inspector for Nestle's. You certainly pass the eye candy test. Ready for the taste test?

HasidicEnforcer Joined Thu 12/20/07 Posts: 10235	Sat 08/01/09 09:06 PM
taste away baby

Monier Joined Sat 03/17/07 Posts: 3337	Sat 08/01/09 09:08 PM
I need you more than Sportscenter

shrxfn68 Joined Thu 07/16/09 Posts: 1482	Sat 08/01/09 09:10 PM
Where you born on a farm? Cause you sure know how to raise a ****!

whatssuup Joined Sat 10/25/08 Posts: 690	Sat 08/01/09 09:11 PM
Hi my name is pogo....... Want to jump on my stick ?