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Edited by
s1owhand
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Sun 07/19/09 06:16 AM
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my penis is wanted in 10 countries
can i hide him for a few hours at your "place"? snappy retort: fortunately i have interpol on speedial he can rot in jail! 
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Edited by
s1owhand
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Sun 07/19/09 06:16 AM
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you're obviously beautiful but you don't look well,
fortunately i have a warm throbbing thermometer - do you like it orally or.... 
humorous rejoinder: in this case, i like it best in your hand....
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Excuse me Miss, here touch my shirt. Now doesn't that feel like boyfriend material to you? Cute 
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Wanna see a trick I learned in prison?
Are you drunk, or is that just a lazy eye? Mind if I hang out here til it's safe back where I farted? |
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sometimes there does not need to be a pick up line...Sometimes it is not what you say but how you say it...
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I really like this one
Today is the first day of my new diet, you in the morning noon evening and night. |
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Edited by
Jhavez
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Sun 07/19/09 02:58 PM
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Hi my name is _______, (while extending my hand to shake) and you are?
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Hi my name is _______, (while extending my hand to shake) and you are? 
does that make for a good pick up line? |
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Hi my name is _______, (while extending my hand to shake) and you are?
does that make for a good pick up line? stop droolin i'll tell ya. |
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Hi my name is _______, (while extending my hand to shake) and you are?
does that make for a good pick up line? Of course it is. It makes it much easier to get a conversation going. And without conversation the Pickerupper will never have a chance with the Pickupee
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i started a fun thread on mingle2 but you killed it!
so i figured i'd walk over and "justsayhi"... |
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i started a fun thread on mingle2 but you killed it!
so i figured i'd walk over and "justsayhi"... LOL I remember Justsayhi! Where was your fun new thread, honey? |
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Edited by
s1owhand
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Mon 07/20/09 04:28 PM
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it was purely a ploy to get a rise out of you....
(this IS the pick up line thread...)
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i spilt syrup on my trousers, would you lick it off please
i spilt syrup on my trousers, would you get in the damn car please thats not syrup on my trousers 
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I say "hi" and after I just talk about all sorts of things and my body language is also telling something at the same time.
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Theres a gap in ya life mind if i fill it
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Do you want to escort me to cash in my Lotto Ticket?
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did you get another $20 ticket?
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Hey cutie, I'm out of lines so pick me up.
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I see you are not wearing a wedding ring, neither am I
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