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hey there can i buy you a drink...wanna hold my ****.
(surprisingly enough, ive seen this work) |
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hey do not leave that setting on the ground
(in other words) pick that up i know it was a bad one but hey............ |
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im sure you've heard this before, but if there was one thing i'd do before i'd die it would be you.
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lol that was cute
ok my turn... hm...  (closest thing to a thinking smiley)
do you like cats cause I have a kitty you might want to meet... |
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can I suck a fart out of your a s s hole
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ROFLMFAO!
THAT WAS SO GROSS! |
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oi.. beautifull
wanna come home and dance on my pole |
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oi.. beautifull wanna come home and dance on my pole yes where's your car? |
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Edited by
lonetar25
on
Wed 08/26/09 11:19 PM
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at home
i came on my bike........do you wanna lick it off |
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Are you with him ? not for long. Hi I'm Triple.
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at home i came on my bike do you wanna lick it off 
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at home i came on my bike........do you wanna lick it off 
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well i am pleased to see you, and
yes, it is a blackberry in my pocket but thats not whats vibrateing |
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oh my!
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it may not work for everyone, I happen to have a libret piercing (its where your pierced below the lower lip & above your chin) however mine is.. *Points to piercing* "No it didn't hurt, wanna see my other jewelry? (then when they stare at my groin I say) No! I was talking about my earrings!"
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LOL!
NICE! (peek peek!) |
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And yes... my libret piercing vibrates... >_>
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eat me, I'm a burrito
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Lol you can look anytime you want
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It's been so long...
I am so bad at this.... Forget it! |
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