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Topic: Create a new Pick Up Line
Philjr28 Joined Sat 02/14/09 Posts: 1	Fri 07/10/09 04:14 PM
How about this: "You wanna go for pizza and a F&%#?" When she tells you no, "What's wrong, don't like pizza?"

HasidicEnforcer Joined Thu 12/20/07 Posts: 10235	Fri 07/10/09 08:12 PM
LOL that's cute, but just a different take on an old one. Come on guys! Get creative!!!!! Some of you have me rolling! For a guy "I lost my kitty. Can I see if it is in your pants?"

JustAGuy2112 Joined Sun 12/16/07 Posts: 18033	Fri 07/10/09 08:16 PM
I actually used this one a few times before women started getting so damn touchy. " Excuse me. Would it really bother you if I started stalking you?? "

MeChrissy2 Joined Sat 12/13/08 Posts: 10155	Fri 07/10/09 08:16 PM
Ok HE, I've never used a pickup line but how about "Screw Milk. I'll do your body good"?

HasidicEnforcer Joined Thu 12/20/07 Posts: 10235	Fri 07/10/09 08:24 PM
LOL Chrissy! long time no see!

romeo1975 Joined Fri 11/02/07 Posts: 7083	Fri 07/10/09 08:26 PM
how about we do some carpentry work??? you lay on the floor, and i will bang the hell out of you!!!

GRIFFIN_LIZZARD Joined Mon 02/16/09 Posts: 7186	Fri 07/10/09 08:40 PM
here's one for ya Excuse me i'm an employee of HasidicEnforcer will you please get nekid and dance on the table, I'm looking for something.

HasidicEnforcer Joined Thu 12/20/07 Posts: 10235	Fri 07/10/09 08:49 PM
here's one for ya Excuse me i'm an employee of HasidicEnforcer will you please get nekid and dance on the table, I'm looking for something.

romeo1975 Joined Fri 11/02/07 Posts: 7083	Fri 07/10/09 08:50 PM
i would like to apply for that job as well... are there any openings?

HasidicEnforcer Joined Thu 12/20/07 Posts: 10235	Fri 07/10/09 08:52 PM
how about we do some carpentry work??? you lay on the floor, and i will bang the hell out of you!!! Oh my GOODNESS!

HasidicEnforcer Joined Thu 12/20/07 Posts: 10235	Fri 07/10/09 08:53 PM
only one

GRIFFIN_LIZZARD Joined Mon 02/16/09 Posts: 7186	Fri 07/10/09 08:54 PM
only one Has anyone told you how sexy you are lately?

romeo1975 Joined Fri 11/02/07 Posts: 7083	Fri 07/10/09 08:56 PM
you eyes have me under a spell, and the only way it can broken is by the kiss of a beautiful woman... so what are you waiting for... kiss me

HasidicEnforcer Joined Thu 12/20/07 Posts: 10235	Fri 07/10/09 09:07 PM
you eyes have me under a spell, and the only way it can broken is by the kiss of a beautiful woman... so what are you waiting for... kiss me LOL awwww

poohbearface19 Joined Wed 04/23/08 Posts: 1847	Fri 07/10/09 09:13 PM
umm you have something on your face no hold on let me take it off with my lips.. is that better

GRIFFIN_LIZZARD Joined Mon 02/16/09 Posts: 7186	Fri 07/10/09 09:13 PM
you eyes have me under a spell, and the only way it can broken is by the kiss of a beautiful woman... so what are you waiting for... kiss me LOL awwww Dang, Romeo got my awwwww

poohbearface19 Joined Wed 04/23/08 Posts: 1847	Fri 07/10/09 09:15 PM
I'm lost can i hold your hand

SunnyMcleod Joined Fri 01/11/08 Posts: 15208	Fri 07/10/09 09:17 PM
Excuse me, no one can spell my last name...Can I use yours? Too strong?

GRIFFIN_LIZZARD Joined Mon 02/16/09 Posts: 7186	Fri 07/10/09 09:18 PM
I'm lost can i hold your hand hold mine I'm also lost.... it'll be more fun that way.

moofooga Joined Thu 01/31/08 Posts: 25515	Fri 07/10/09 09:18 PM
"Boy... would I LOVE to get my hands on your carbon footprint!"