how bout this...may I tell a story?

um, sure?

another good one for males to use:

You're like a prize winning fish. I dont know whether to eat you or mount you.

Here is the story:

I went to the bookstore place here in Knoxville. Its called McKays. You guys fill in the blanks cuz those are not important

I walked up to the door and I saw this girl. She was cute. I would give her maybe a six on a scale of one to ten. However, I look at many girls so a six comes and goes often. Something worth stopping and looking at is around the level of an eight or nine. Sevens depend on my mood

So, this look she gave me was different than a typical head nod or glance. It was one of those looks. It was one of those, "Hey, I just looked at you and I know you saw me look at you" looks. So, I walked inside. No biggie, she was a six remember?

I handed my "tradeins" to the clerk. Got my ticket and went back outside. When I do this, to my amazement, THAT SAME GIRL looks at me again with the same look. What is going on? I asked myself. Still, just a six...so I continued to my car to get my drink.

After returning from my car and heading back to the door, there she sat in the same spot and you can be sure she looked at me again. I decided to sit down about twenty feet from her and see if she was there in about ten minutes when I figured my tradeins would be ready for me to go get my voucher.

I stand up, there she is, and there she is in the same spot. I walk in the door and she looks at me again. So, now the wheels are turning. I go get my voucher and say to myself, "Okay, ya gotta do something - six or no six - ya just have to." I walk outside the door and go right past her. I did not even look this time.

I took my two CDs which they did not want [Zero 7 and Slightly Stoopid] back to the car. Stood there for a few moments and the "slightly stoopid" thought process happened. I said to myself, "Well ya have a couple options. You can do nothing. You can walk up to her and sit down and say 'Hey what's up?' You can offer her the two CDs that they didn't want in the 'trade' OR you can do something completely different"












What'd I do? And yes, it would be....considered a pick up line

um, was the story the pick up line?

You must be a general, cause my privates just snapped to attention!

Part Two:


It was decision time and the decision was made. I sat my drink down in my car and walked towards the door. I told myself if she was there and if she looked at me again I would walk up to her and say, "Hey, do you like music?" and roll with it.

And so I did

That was the END of the thought process. The end of the "pick up line" yes and no good choice bad choice ideal. I walked towards the door and there she was. I made my way to the door, stopped and turned to her, "Hey, do you like music?" I said with a smile.

The look on her face was one I can describe with words, unfortunately. It said, "What in the hell is this dude doing?" However, I was in too far. So, I continued and waited for an answer. She said, "Yes." After a five second studder and pause.

Not even pausing I replied, "Are you waiting for somebody?" And she returned, still shocked, "Yes." And still I did not stop. However at that point my voice changed. I became unconfident and said, "Would you like to help me pick out a CD real quick? Run upstairs for ten minutes?"

She looked at me, paused, I assumed thought what she was going to say (something I failed to do) and said with a snicker, "No, sorry."











MY response? Part three to come

Part Th3ree



I look at her, now shocked because she looked at me at least three times and I was convinced she was interested and muttered, "Okay, cool." And walked into the "Bookstore"

While in there, I went upstairs and picked out three terrible CDs. When I was checking out, she was in line for some reason. When I saw her I put my head down. I did not do so because I was embarrassed, but I figured she would think something stupid and get uncomfortable and leave. Then maybe fourteen seconds pass and I feel a slight breeze and put my head up and she is gone.

Tell ya what I think about PicK uP lines

You may as well go with, "Hey I'm Fred Flintstone cuz I can make your bed rock"



That is what I think

Did that really happen? WTH? Weird girl.

BTW, A on grammar, spelling and punctuation. ;-)

Not even fronting man

and now back to billy typing like billy


but that was fun, thank you for that





but back to the pick up line thing....i mean seriously? should i have walked up to her and said, "hey do you like sex?" i mean, for real what the hell? SHE WAS THERE WHEN I WAS DONE lol


*smells his pits*

Guess I'm ugly or something

Funniest thing? She was a six

Proving a point, eh? Well, call me abashed. ;-)

Funny... she seemed to think she was at least an 8. LOL

Well if she was an 8, guess what you are?
Oooo I'm good, aint I :)




*edited*

understand that I would have done this in person, too....considering the fact we are typing from like 3000 miles away may defeat the purpose of my 'arrogant like chickens' response above


*edited again removing the word to do with chickens so Mingle doesnt get mad at me*

Smooth! Like butter baby! LOL

But for real...she was "okay", seriously though, to do with this "thread"...pick up lines should be broken down into subcategories. Just like languages are. Because...that girl was just weird. I could have said, "Hey I have 7 dollars in my pocket and I can turn it into your favorite ice cream flavor" and she would have said, "uhh..Huh?"

KNoW what I mean?

Is there cat hair on the back of my pants?

The question is, was she weird, stupid, or just stoned?

Honestly? Call it arrogance. Call it pride. Call it whatever you want

But I am going to say that she smoked a fattie about twenty minutes before I got there

That is one more "x-factor" to throw in on the pick up lines...

Seriously! LOL!

My roommate smokes all the time. He offers it to me, too, but I usually decline. Makes me feel like I have the flu.

He's giving you cat nip sweetheart