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Topic: Create a new Pick Up Line
wux Joined Wed 07/29/09 Posts: 7426	Mon 08/10/09 08:43 PM Edited by wux on Mon 08/10/09 09:06 PM
Your body speaks to me like a raging twister tornado speaks to a lamppost. Young lady, take your elbows off the table this instant and put them on my shoulders. Ma’m, can I bother you to tell me the time please? And I’ll name the place. If your eyes were any more pink, my world would never be blue again. Twinklewoobly, don’t be so wantsy-woontsy! Daddy-o will wanky-wanky your yimma-yamma good tonight. Just stay cool. Yes, it was me who sent you that bourbon you’re drinking... and now that brazen waiter wants me to pay for it!! Eyh, this world is so... Meh. Intelligent LET ME FINISH, DON'T YOU HAVE ANY MANNERS? design, my foot. Anyway... could you lend me the seven bucks?

wux Joined Wed 07/29/09 Posts: 7426	Mon 08/10/09 08:48 PM
Can I slap you anyway Sure, if you allow me to poke you. That sure would make for a fun night. Slap. Poke. Slap. Poke. Slap-poke! Slap... poke. This is the new dance-rage that is putting Salsa out of business: The Slap Polka.

diamondsean1989 Joined Mon 08/10/09 Posts: 22	Mon 08/10/09 10:16 PM
are you a parking ticket coz you've got fine written all over you :)

Prana024 Joined Mon 08/10/09 Posts: 7	Mon 08/10/09 10:18 PM
F--k me if I am wrong, but haven't we met before?

diamondsean1989 Joined Mon 08/10/09 Posts: 22	Mon 08/10/09 10:21 PM Edited by diamondsean1989 on Mon 08/10/09 10:22 PM
F--k me if I am wrong, but haven't we met before? looooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooool

HasidicEnforcer Joined Thu 12/20/07 Posts: 10235	Mon 08/10/09 10:24 PM
F--k me if I am wrong, but haven't we met before? you're wrong!

diamondsean1989 Joined Mon 08/10/09 Posts: 22	Mon 08/10/09 10:25 PM
nice legs what time do they open :)

Calleigh12 Joined Tue 04/01/08 Posts: 17193	Mon 08/10/09 10:25 PM
F--k me if I am wrong, but haven't we met before?

diamondsean1989 Joined Mon 08/10/09 Posts: 22	Mon 08/10/09 10:31 PM
Do you believe in love at first sight or should I walk by again?

Az007 Joined Mon 08/10/09 Posts: 2	Tue 08/11/09 01:54 AM
Sure

Calleigh12 Joined Tue 04/01/08 Posts: 17193	Tue 08/11/09 01:57 AM
Sure that's your pickup line?????

Az007 Joined Mon 08/10/09 Posts: 2	Tue 08/11/09 01:58 AM
Traiy coming to eygpt

HasidicEnforcer Joined Thu 12/20/07 Posts: 10235	Tue 08/11/09 08:47 AM
save a camel, ride me

Mystique42 Joined Thu 04/12/07 Posts: 5045	Tue 08/11/09 09:09 AM
If today were my last day, you'd be my last dying wish.

SunnyMcleod Joined Fri 01/11/08 Posts: 15208	Tue 08/11/09 10:26 AM
Save me?

ddn122 Joined Mon 11/05/07 Posts: 12855	Tue 08/11/09 10:54 AM
hello

SilverinTX Joined Wed 08/05/09 Posts: 1556	Tue 08/11/09 11:19 AM
Saying to a woman: You have a boyfriend oh ok well call me when you want a MAN friend instead...lol

HasidicEnforcer Joined Thu 12/20/07 Posts: 10235	Tue 08/11/09 11:31 AM
Saying to a woman: You have a boyfriend oh ok well call me when you want a MAN friend instead...lol ROFLMFAO!

lonetar25 Joined Mon 05/18/09 Posts: 3531	Tue 08/11/09 11:40 AM
Save me? my books need alphabetasizing get in my mustang

HasidicEnforcer Joined Thu 12/20/07 Posts: 10235	Tue 08/11/09 11:47 AM
Save me? my books need alphabetasizing get in my mustang I only arranged books by height, then by alphabet. back seat or trunk, baby?