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Hi my name is pogo....... Want to jump on my stick ? LOL |
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hey you whats your name sorry i forgot mine.. heheh..
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baby.. you sure would look good on me .. mind if I try you on for size??
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darlin' your hawtier than doughnut grease .....
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We're you interested in checking anything out? Books, or just me?
(Librarian glasses ) |
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i have an erection and no where to put it.............save me jebus
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i have an erection and no where to put it.............save me jebus There's a place in section 8 of the library...follow me |
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Did I mention I have a beautiful stoop? Want to come over for dinner, I'll cook you...err...cook you some food...yeah...
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Did I mention I have a beautiful stoop? Want to come over for dinner, I'll cook you...err...cook you some food...yeah... Very close. I think you'll work that one well |
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hey big boobies, i like your mustache
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hey are you as good as your sister lmao!!!!....
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hey are you as good as your sister lmao!!!!.... no, she is the best fk ive had |
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hey are you as good as your sister lmao!!!!.... no, she is the best fk ive had Chris!!! |
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i didnt see that coming... jesus!!!
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I finally got my results back from my doctor its rather bad news I have what is known as Kissing Terrets. I kiss the one I love for no apparent reason. though it is a novel idea |
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Edited by
robert1652
on
Mon 08/10/09 08:09 PM
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We're you interested in checking anything out? Books, or just me? (Librarian glasses ) |
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From the dandruff on your shoes I only can presume you are not wearing any knickers.
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if you knew what i was thinking...
... you`d slap me |
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Can I slap you anyway
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Can you help me out of my pants please?
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