Topic: Create a new Pick Up Line
southernmike's photo
Thu 09/03/09 01:51 AM
my favorite one from 8 years ago



Ask the girl you know the diference between sugar and sweet n low



what ever answer she gives is wrong




Kiss her on the cheek then start sliding down her body and tell her this is sweet n low


i know it is corny but has worked

Monier's photo
Thu 09/03/09 08:59 AM
Edited by Monier on Thu 09/03/09 09:00 AM
hit me

Syrod0129's photo
Fri 09/04/09 11:45 AM
hey miss u any good i math...
cuz i was wondering if we could go to my place
subtract ur cloth
add my touch
divide our pleasure
and multiply the orgies....:smile: :banana: :laughing: shades

HasidicEnforcer's photo
Fri 09/04/09 01:48 PM
LOL those are all cute!

lonetar25's photo
Fri 09/04/09 01:54 PM
if you have sex with me, i`ll buy you a puppy dog AND a lolly pop happy

msmyka's photo
Fri 09/04/09 02:27 PM

if you have sex with me, i`ll buy you a puppy dog AND a lolly pop happy


Sweet, I'm in tongue2

no photo
Fri 09/04/09 02:43 PM

if you have sex with me, i`ll buy you a puppy dog AND a lolly pop happy



i used that on my ex.....and all that happened was me buying her a puppy dog and a lolly pop

windwalker65's photo
Fri 09/04/09 06:57 PM
here's one. (say it loud) Inheriting 80 million dollars dont seem to mean much with this weak heart!!!!!devil

Meg8771's photo
Fri 09/04/09 07:06 PM
"You sure are purdy...wanna have my baby?"


Someone actually tried that on me explode rant mad

no photo
Fri 09/04/09 07:08 PM
"You see him over there? Ya, that guy is gonna try and pick you up in about 20 minutes."

lonetar25's photo
Fri 09/04/09 07:20 PM
hey, im bob, i wouldnt normally aproach a woman as beautifull as you but i guessed i didnt really have much to lose

so, wanna play hide the saussage?

windwalker65's photo
Fri 09/04/09 07:20 PM
pitchfork Hi there, I just pooped my pants, can I get into yours???

windwalker65's photo
Fri 09/04/09 07:21 PM
pitchfork Hi there, I just pooped my pants, can I get into yours???

tripledigits69's photo
Fri 09/04/09 10:24 PM
DO you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk bye again?laugh

lovet0havefun's photo
Sat 09/05/09 09:00 PM

DO you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk bye again?laugh


CLASSIC!

Love it

HeyBeautiful88's photo
Sat 09/05/09 09:57 PM

DO you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk bye again?laugh


If you wouldn't mind walking a little Slower.... I need to take a better look at your A$$....

Poetrywriter's photo
Sat 09/05/09 10:33 PM
Your eyes are bluer than the Atlantic ocean, and baby I'm lost at sea!

s1owhand's photo
Sun 09/06/09 12:27 AM
Let's go back to my place and spend hours practicing the art of perfecting erotic lovemaking!

no photo
Sun 09/06/09 12:30 AM
im the sexiest guy here, right?

nelnel6280's photo
Sun 09/06/09 01:05 PM
"I wanna be your homework so you can do me all night long" devil