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I don't have a phone number, could you give me yours?
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eat me, I'm a burrito 
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im holding a concert in my bedroom and my pink oboe player has called in sick
can you help? |
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marry me!
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Excuse me mam, if I give you the time will you give me the chance...?
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Take me to bed now or lose me forever ya big stud!
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a wierd man told me to swallow one of two pills
im guessing the red one, WASNT viagra so, comeing upstairs |
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Excuse me miss,
I want to **** the hell out of you, and then play through your hair while I hold you in close to my body |
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marry me! lol it'd work for you, less for me.. I'm already Evil looking, they'd prolly think i'm crazy too... well I am, but thats besides the point,  the trick is I dont want them to know that until its too late  
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How about this one, my handcuffs or yours
 
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Excuse me, do I have cat hair on my behind?
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I'm hungry wanna be my lunch.
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want to make wild hot & passionate love, til together in complete exhaustion we fall to the floor in a mass of sweat and melted flesh?
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if you wrap your thighs around my eyes,
i'll eat my way to your heart........
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Omg! I forgot! its one of my Favorite lines too!
*approaches woman* Hi, i'm out to Take over the world.. Wanna come? |
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Omg! I forgot! its one of my Favorite lines too! *approaches woman* Hi, i'm out to Take over the world.. Wanna come? Totally usin it 
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[points at woman]
"Hey you, your what I want come with me" |
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Take me to bed now or lose me forever ya big stud! yes ma'am what ever you say
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I have never successfully used a pick up line
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Want me to move your world
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