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I see you are not wearing a wedding ring, neither am I ROFL! |
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come on over here with your laptop, sit on my lap
and we'll check your pop-up blocker! 
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come on over here with your laptop, sit on my lap and we'll check your pop-up blocker! 
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Sorry luv but me pants don't fit properly, may I slide into yours?
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I see you are not wearing a wedding ring, neither am I ROFL! HAHAHAHHAHA How about.. Do you like cheese? |
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Hi, wanna skip all the lines and just snog?
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I see you are not wearing a wedding ring, neither am I ROFL!  
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every time i ssee this thread i feel the ned to say
GET IN TH DAMN CAR B**CH |
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 excuse me woman have  you ever made love doing it froggy styyyle froggy styyyle muddafukin froggy styyyle
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every time i ssee this thread i feel the ned to say GET IN TH DAMN CAR B**CH 
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Play your cards wrong and I might give you me number.
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I think I drank to much. Will you take me home and hold my hair up as I puke in your toilet?
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hop up here on my shoulders and take a bicycle ride to nowhere?
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let's play wheelbarrow. you can be the wheel and i'll push from behind until you're rolling along nicely!?
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let's play "new release" and try coming to a theater near you!?
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let's play "stick up" - i'll put my hands in the air and you can blindfold me and steal my heart with my own gun....
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I finally got my results back from my doctor its rather bad news I have what is known as Kissing Terrets. I kiss the one I love for no apparent reason.
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let's play "stick up" - i'll put my hands in the air and you can blindfold me and steal my heart with my own gun....
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i hear women complain about men who come and go....well i come and throw you the towel
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i'm batman and i desperately need your help. the riddler turned out to be my wife, my girlfriend was actually mr. freeze, and the joker's occupied my batcave! do you mind if we go back and operate in and out of your cave for the evening?
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