Me personally...I don't see why it's a big enough deal to warrent needing to refuse the coin? Personally, I'm kinda glad they're coming out with new stuff that isn't so blatently one-sided on the religious aspect and actually showing a true America that includes everyone...not just people of a certain faith. But that's just my own little personal opinion :) To each their own

ah HA! I just KNEW it was a government conspiracy all along! *bows to the feet of the aliens that FINALLY set things right* lmao

Technically, my body is up and sort of moving about in the normal morning routine...but my brain is still sleeping away in the bed having sweet dreams.

"Why did you hit your husband with a chair?"
"I couldn't lift the table."


"Why don't you give your husband a divorce?"
"What, I have lived with him for ten years and now I should make him happy?"


Q. Why do men get their great ideas in bed?
A. Because their plugged into a genius!


Saul is working in his store when he hears a booming voice from above: "Saul, sell your business." He ignores it. It goes on for days. "Saul, sell your business for $3 million." After weeks of this, he relents, sells his store. The voice says ‘Saul, go to Las Vegas." He asks why. "Saul, take the $3 million to Las Vegas." He obeys, goes to a casino. Voice says, "Saul , go to the blackjack table and put it down all on one hand." He hesitates but knows he must. He’s dealt an 18. The dealer has a six showing. "Saul, take a card." What? The dealer has -- "Take a card!" He tells the dealer to hit him. Saul gets an ace. Nineteen. He breathes easy. "Saul, take another card." What? "TAKE ANOTHER CARD!" He asks for another card. It’s another ace. He has twenty. "Saul, take another card," the voice commands. I have twenty! Saul shouts. "TAKE ANOTHER CARD!!" booms the voice. Hit me,Saul says. He gets another ace. Twenty one. The booming voice goes: "un-flipping-believable!"


A guy meets a hooker in a bar. She says, "This is your lucky night. I’ve got a special game for you. I’ll do absolutely anything you want for $300, as long as you can say it in three words." The guy replies, "Hey, why not?" He pull his wallet out of his pocket, and one at a time lays three hundred-dollar bills on the bar, and says, slowly: "Paint…my…house."

lol Sorry yah'll...got another one for you (boredom has officially struck, and if you don'tk now it yet you soon will..I get crazy when I'm bored. lmao)


Close Encounters (of the crazy kind)
by Tom Hoy


Me and Sue we're making music like never before
When we heard the killing sound of a key in the door
She looked at me, I looked at her.
She said could be my husband I'm not really sure.


Well, out of the bed I scrambled into my boots
Jumped out the window in my birthday suit
I never dreamed I could move so fast
One step ahead of a shotgun blast.


It was close encounter of the crazy kind
I prayed the Lord don't let the full moon shine
Tonight I'll be grateful if you save my life
Good thing I have an understanding wife.


When I got home the house was totally dark
Til old Napoleon began to bark.
The lights went on and the door flew open
She stood there staring, I stood there hopin'
She said she's heard a hundred stories from me
There wasn't one that she had ever believed.
I said but this time honey it's the honest truth
I'm standing here as living proof.


I had a close encounter of the crazy kind
These little green men were trying to read my mind.
Oh yeah, when they discovered I was thinking of you
You won't believe what they decided to do
Well, they took away every stitch of my clothes
Painted little red circles from my head to my toes
Sprayed something awful smelled like cheap perfume
Then they left me on Earth and headed back to the Moon.


She must have bought it 'cause she let me in
I'm standing starkers with a foolish grin.
She said wait here and left me there in the hall
Between the guilt and the cold I sure felt small.


When she came back she had a suitcase in her hand
In the other was this tall blond Swedish looking man
She said, look who I picked up while cruising the stars
He said hello my name is Lars, I'm from the planet Mars.


Close encounters of the crazy kind
They seem to happen when the sun don't shine
Oh Lord, my baby's leaving me 'cause she don't care
She's having an extraterrestrial affair

In a funky mood tonight

Hey Mirror! *wave and a hug* How yah been :P

oh god...not the chuck norris jokes again lmao I hear those aaaall the time on an mmorpg I help manage >.<

I thought people would get a kick out of this...made me laugh anyway :P

My Virtual Girlfriend
by Larry Weaver


She’s my virtual girlfriend, and I’m her virtual man
I log on to her love anytime I can
I met her on the Internet
Don’t care that I ain’t seen her yet
Cause she’s my virtual girl and I’m her virtual man, yeah, yeah.

I found her at AOL love online
she said this big, busty from Bama is quite a find
I downloaded her picture and what a dream
looked like a face cut out of a magazine
Well, it turned out it was but I didn’t mind.

Now I see her at home and I see her at work some more
I even bought a laptop so we can make out on the floor
I can’t kiss her, can’t touch her, can’t give her a hug
I reach for the mouse when I want to make love
And that will get you fired if you don’t lock the office door.

She’s my virtual girlfriend, and I’m her virtual man
I log on to her love anytime I can
I feel like I know her oh so well
Every time she tells a joke I LOL
Cause she’s my virtual girl and I’m her virtual man, yeah, yeah.

Her online love is so very hot.
And if I get a virus, I wont’ need a shot.
It all seemed so perfect, but one day...

She emailed me, and said I’ve got bad news
You and I are www.through
In my heart you’ll always have a place
I just need more, cyberspace
And don’t try to page me on ICQ.

She’s my virtual girlfriend, and I’m her virtual man
I log on to her love anytime I can
My friends all say I’ve lost my head
I’m just caught up in her World Wide Web.
Cause she’s my virtual girl and I’m her virtual man, yeah, yeah.

[Spoken] Man, I’ve got to win her back. I know she’s online. Hey baby, please come back. I need you. What do you mean there’s things I don’t know about you? We can work anything out. What? You’re a what? Oh… so that explains why you know so much about baseball.

She’s my virtual girlfriend, and I’m her virtual man
I log on to her love anytime I can
She brings me happiness, she brings me joy
I don’t care if my girl is a 14 year old boy.
She’s still my virtual girl and I’m her virtual man, yeah, yeah.

Mutual Match...what's that I never look at/use that thing, I just stick to the forums

a- "5" It depends on the person

b- "8" Yup...what I do with that judgement is debatable however lmao

c- "1" Nope...not yet anyway *knocks on wood and crosses fingers over her 4 leaf clover*

ditto

lol Know how that goes. Well I play every Saturday night without fail hehe So just lemmie know when you've got a free Sat. and I'll let my bro and his gf know...we'll add yah and play a few games together :)

aah sweet! If you're playin this Saturday night, lemmie know...we'll tear it down online with CoD4

lmao that's one way to do it Yah'll playin off a PS3 platform or a 360..?

I havn't played 4 yet but I loved the ones before it! Awsome game! I'm stoked to get #4, but with current funds...that might be awhile lmao

lol Yeah...there was another game like that that my sissy (what I call my brother's gf) got...the chick with the twin blades? Took hardly any time at all to beat it. Then there's Assassin's Creed, which I still can't decide if I like it or not. Controls are confusing to sort out and the game play is kind of slow...extremely slow at the beginning. I lost interest quickly lmao

Not currently no, I'll have to check into them though if they're anything like CoD

Oh...and do you play CoD online from a PS3 platform or a 360?

hell yeah :D Me, my bro and his gf get together every saturday night and have a CoD4 battle fest lmao We alternate between split screen and online play taking turns. Makes for the perfect Saturday night imo

I dunno...I play FF (though the only thing I really like about it is the little movies lol I'm not big on turn based games), WoW is good...but I personally am hooked on CoD4
Or ES's Oblivion...that's good too lol For the comp though, I'm a total C&C fan