Topic: Close Encounters of the Crazy Kind | |
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lol Sorry yah'll...got another one for you (boredom has officially struck, and if you don'tk now it yet you soon will..I get crazy when I'm bored. lmao)
Close Encounters (of the crazy kind) by Tom Hoy Me and Sue we're making music like never before When we heard the killing sound of a key in the door She looked at me, I looked at her. She said could be my husband I'm not really sure. Well, out of the bed I scrambled into my boots Jumped out the window in my birthday suit I never dreamed I could move so fast One step ahead of a shotgun blast. It was close encounter of the crazy kind I prayed the Lord don't let the full moon shine Tonight I'll be grateful if you save my life Good thing I have an understanding wife. When I got home the house was totally dark Til old Napoleon began to bark. The lights went on and the door flew open She stood there staring, I stood there hopin' She said she's heard a hundred stories from me There wasn't one that she had ever believed. I said but this time honey it's the honest truth I'm standing here as living proof. I had a close encounter of the crazy kind These little green men were trying to read my mind. Oh yeah, when they discovered I was thinking of you You won't believe what they decided to do Well, they took away every stitch of my clothes Painted little red circles from my head to my toes Sprayed something awful smelled like cheap perfume Then they left me on Earth and headed back to the Moon. She must have bought it 'cause she let me in I'm standing starkers with a foolish grin. She said wait here and left me there in the hall Between the guilt and the cold I sure felt small. When she came back she had a suitcase in her hand In the other was this tall blond Swedish looking man She said, look who I picked up while cruising the stars He said hello my name is Lars, I'm from the planet Mars. Close encounters of the crazy kind They seem to happen when the sun don't shine Oh Lord, my baby's leaving me 'cause she don't care She's having an extraterrestrial affair |
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