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I thought people would get a kick out of this...made me laugh anyway :P
My Virtual Girlfriend by Larry Weaver She’s my virtual girlfriend, and I’m her virtual man I log on to her love anytime I can I met her on the Internet Don’t care that I ain’t seen her yet Cause she’s my virtual girl and I’m her virtual man, yeah, yeah. I found her at AOL love online she said this big, busty from Bama is quite a find I downloaded her picture and what a dream looked like a face cut out of a magazine Well, it turned out it was but I didn’t mind. Now I see her at home and I see her at work some more I even bought a laptop so we can make out on the floor I can’t kiss her, can’t touch her, can’t give her a hug I reach for the mouse when I want to make love And that will get you fired if you don’t lock the office door. She’s my virtual girlfriend, and I’m her virtual man I log on to her love anytime I can I feel like I know her oh so well Every time she tells a joke I LOL Cause she’s my virtual girl and I’m her virtual man, yeah, yeah. Her online love is so very hot. And if I get a virus, I wont’ need a shot. It all seemed so perfect, but one day... She emailed me, and said I’ve got bad news You and I are www.through In my heart you’ll always have a place I just need more, cyberspace And don’t try to page me on ICQ. She’s my virtual girlfriend, and I’m her virtual man I log on to her love anytime I can My friends all say I’ve lost my head I’m just caught up in her World Wide Web. Cause she’s my virtual girl and I’m her virtual man, yeah, yeah. [Spoken] Man, I’ve got to win her back. I know she’s online. Hey baby, please come back. I need you. What do you mean there’s things I don’t know about you? We can work anything out. What? You’re a what? Oh… so that explains why you know so much about baseball. She’s my virtual girlfriend, and I’m her virtual man I log on to her love anytime I can She brings me happiness, she brings me joy I don’t care if my girl is a 14 year old boy. She’s still my virtual girl and I’m her virtual man, yeah, yeah. |
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I thought people would get a kick out of this...made me laugh anyway :P My Virtual Girlfriend by Larry Weaver She’s my virtual girlfriend, and I’m her virtual man I log on to her love anytime I can I met her on the Internet Don’t care that I ain’t seen her yet Cause she’s my virtual girl and I’m her virtual man, yeah, yeah. I found her at AOL love online she said this big, busty from Bama is quite a find I downloaded her picture and what a dream looked like a face cut out of a magazine Well, it turned out it was but I didn’t mind. Now I see her at home and I see her at work some more I even bought a laptop so we can make out on the floor I can’t kiss her, can’t touch her, can’t give her a hug I reach for the mouse when I want to make love And that will get you fired if you don’t lock the office door. She’s my virtual girlfriend, and I’m her virtual man I log on to her love anytime I can I feel like I know her oh so well Every time she tells a joke I LOL Cause she’s my virtual girl and I’m her virtual man, yeah, yeah. Her online love is so very hot. And if I get a virus, I wont’ need a shot. It all seemed so perfect, but one day... She emailed me, and said I’ve got bad news You and I are www.through In my heart you’ll always have a place I just need more, cyberspace And don’t try to page me on ICQ. She’s my virtual girlfriend, and I’m her virtual man I log on to her love anytime I can My friends all say I’ve lost my head I’m just caught up in her World Wide Web. Cause she’s my virtual girl and I’m her virtual man, yeah, yeah. [Spoken] Man, I’ve got to win her back. I know she’s online. Hey baby, please come back. I need you. What do you mean there’s things I don’t know about you? We can work anything out. What? You’re a what? Oh… so that explains why you know so much about baseball. She’s my virtual girlfriend, and I’m her virtual man I log on to her love anytime I can She brings me happiness, she brings me joy I don’t care if my girl is a 14 year old boy. She’s still my virtual girl and I’m her virtual man, yeah, yeah.
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Hey Mirror! *wave and a hug* How yah been :P
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LMAO
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Hey Mirror! *wave and a hug* How yah been :P Im doing great how are you?
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Hey Mirror! *wave and a hug* How yah been :P Im doing great how are you?
In a funky mood tonight 
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