One sunny day in 2009, an old soldier approached the White House from across Pennsylvania Avenue where he'd been sitting on a park bench. He spoke to the Marine standing guard and said, "I would like to go in and meet with President Hillary Clinton."

The Marine replied, "Sir, Mrs. Clinton is not the President and she does not reside here."
The old man said, "Okay," and walked away.

The following day, the same man approached the White House and said to the same Marine, "I would like to go in and meet with President Hillary Clinton."

The Marine again told the man, "Sir, as I said yesterday, Mrs. Clinton is not the President and she does not reside here."
The man thanked him and again walked away.

The third day, the same man approached the White House and spoke to the very same Marine saying; "I would like to go in and meet with President Hillary Clinton."

The Marine, understandably agitated at this point, looked at the man and said, "Sir, this is the third day in a row you have been here asking to speak to Mrs.Clinton. I've told you already twice that Mrs. Clinton is not the President and does not reside here. Don't you understand?"

The old man replied, "Oh, I understand you fine, I just love hearing you say it!"

The Marine snapped to attention, saluted, and said, "See you tomorrow, sir."

Colorado Poll...


The latest telephone poll taken by the Colorado Governor's office asked whether people who live in Colorado think illegal immigration is a serious problem:


29% of respondents answered: "Yes, it is a serious problem."



71% of respondents answered: "No es una problema seriosa."

well said!! lonelyinneedoflove

i would recommend some counseling to help you deal with some of the things you are feeling and to help with the feelings you are getting from your boyfriend especially if its not safe. you could be just steps away from abuse and that should never happen. please talk to someone professional either someone from your church or other health care professional as soon as possible

tyvm

maybe he had really, really big hands?????

A man went to the hospital to have his wedding ring cut off from his hoohoo.
According to the Nurse attending, the patient's girlfriend found the ring in his pants pocket and she got so mad at him, she used petroleum jelly to slip the ring on his hoohoo while he was asleep.
I don't know what's worse:
1) Having your girl friend find out you're married.
2) Explaining to your wife how your wedding ring got on your hoohoo.
3) Or finding out your hoohoo fits through your wedding ring

dragoness, still in the box of rocks catagory, i have had 3 brother-in-laws, no english or just a few words, when they wanted to go home, (mexico) they called immagration for a free ride back to mexico, then visitedd family there then snuck back laughing all the way. also they took american dollars to there original family in mexico. you might know the legal side but are clueless on the reality side, i am the one paying for the reality side and so are millions more like me. you are a typical goverment beuracrat CLUELESS, living in a makebelive world. till you have lived with the crap and seen it day to day as i have, shut the heck up goverment stooge!!!

AN UPDATE::: dragoness is the most misinformed person in Denver Co. i know because i live here i am sick of her tirades about racism, and hatemongering, i am white, my son is half white, his mother is mexican (legal) she is so misinformed, she can not stand up straight, lol. i know what i am talking about, i live it daily unlike her reading it in some type of rag paper like star or national enquirer. i have been married to 2 mexican women, they also know the truth that she does not. the only bullsh*t i see is comming out of her lips. to any one who knows dragoness, stump posts and rocks more informed than she.
what a jewel!!!! who the hell is the hatemonger????

america does not need a politian in the white house, it needs a businessman (or woman, but not Hillery). to run the country as a business and screw all the special interests

ORANGE COUNTY ( CALIFORNIA ) NEWSPAPER
This is a very good letter to the editor. This woman made
some good points. For some reason, people have difficulty
structuring their arguments when arguing against supporting
the currently proposed immigration revisions. This lady
made the argument pretty simple. NOT printed in the
Orange County Paper however.................

Newspapers simply won't publish letters to the editor which
they either deem politically incorrect (read below) or which
do not agree with the philosophy they're pushing on the
public. This woman wrote a great letter to the editor that
should have been published; but, with your help it will get
published via cyberspace!

New Immigrants
From: 'David LaBonte'

My wife, Rosemary, wrote a wonderful letter to the editor
of the OC Register which, of course, was not printed. So, I
Decided to 'print' it myself by sending it out on the Internet.

Pass it along if you feel so inclined.
Dave LaBonte (signed)

Written in response to a series of letters to the editor in
The Orange County Register :

Dear Editor:
So many letter writers have based their arguments on how
this land is made up of immigrants. Ernie Lujan, for one,
suggests we should tear down the Statue of Liberty because
the people now in question aren't being treated the same
as those who passed through Ellis Island and other ports
of entry.

Maybe we should turn to our history books and point out
to people like Mr. Lujan why today's American is not willing
to accept this new kind of immigrant any longer. Back in
1900 when there was a rush from all areas of Europe to
come to the United States , people had to get off a ship and
stand in a long line in New York and be documented. Some
would even get down on their hands and knees and kiss the
ground.

They made a pledge to uphold the laws and support their
new country in good and bad times. They made learning
English a primary rule in their new American households
and some even changed their names to blend in with their
new home. They had waved good-bye to their birth place
to give their children a new life and did everything in their
power to help their children assimilate into one culture.

Nothing was handed to them. No free lunches, no welfare,
No labor laws to protect them. All they had were the
skills and craftsmanship they had brought with them to
trade for a future of prosperity.

Most of their children came of age when World War II
broke out. My father fought alongside men whose
parents had come straight over from Germany, Italy,
France and Japan. None of these 1st generation
Americans ever gave any thought about what country
Their parents had come from. They were Americans
fighting Hitler, Mussolini and the Emperor of Japan
They were defending the United States of America as one
People.

When we liberated France, no one in those villages
were looking for the French-American or the German-
American or the Irish-American. The people of France
saw only Americans. And we carried one flag that
represented one country. Not one of those immigrant
sons would have thought about picking up another
country's flag and waving it to represent who they were.
It would have been a disgrace to their parents who had
sacrificed so much to be here. These immigrants truly
knew what it meant to be an American. They stirred the
melting pot into one red, white and blue bowl.

And here we are in 2007 with a new kind of immigrant
who wants the same rights and privileges. Only they
want to achieve it by playing with a different set of rules,
one that includes the entitlement card and a guarantee of
being faithful to their mother country.

I'm sorry, that's not what being an American is all about. I believe
that the immigrants who landed on Ellis Island in
the early 1900's deserve better than that for all the toil,
hard work and sacrifice in raising future generations to
create a land that has become a beacon for those legally
searching for a better life. I think they would be appalled
that they are being used as an example by those waving
foreign country flags.

And for that suggestion about taking down the Statue of
Liberty? It happens to mean a lot to the citizens who are
voting on the immigration bill. I wouldn't start talking
about dismantling the United States just yet.

(signed) Rosemary LaBonte

i think that if he is elected, all of america will regret it

The new Texas preacher was a dead ringer for Conway Twitty, the country music singer.

One day he decided to visit some of the church members who hadn't been to service lately.

He went to the first lady's house and knocked on the door. When she answered the door, she said, "Conway Twitty!"

"No ma'am," he replied. "I'm your new pastor, and I came to have prayer with you."
So she said come right on in.

He visited several more homes, and everyone thought he was Conway Twitty.

Then he came to a young widow woman's house on the end of the street. She was taking a shower at the time, so she just wrapped a towel around her and opened the door.

When she saw her caller, she threw up her hands - which allowed the towel to fall to the floor.

"Oh my God!" she exclaimed. "It's Conway Twitty!"

And the preacher said...........


" Hello, Darlin!! "

According to archaeologists, for millions of years Neanderthal man was not fully erect.

That's pretty easy to understand considering how ugly Neanderthal woman were.

tyvm

i hope im didnt misunderstand your post, but what if your 16 yr old knocked up the 13 yr old village sl*t, becuase she is a sl*t, its not his fault?, sure sounds like bill clintons way of thinking

Fran, your ankle is makeing me HOT, HOT,HOT, but you are absolutly right

bottem line, socity today is too permissive. that is the main problem, fix that and many, not all, of the younger generations problems would fade away!!

they do now thats why so much violence in schools no accountability, carry a gun so what!!

but it was abused and MADD got involved