this site is very selective how it interpets posts, i do not agree with it. it is wrong, but they make the rules. ( i think that the russkies are behind this site ) so just say hi or bye. but always defend your beliefs and yourself. boot or no boot. as a great american patriot once said "give me liberty or give me death"

AH-HA another bleeding heart liberal who is clueless to whats happening here in the U.S. when you pay my taxes here, then you can talk to me. ignorant people who do not know about the crime rate from illegals should shut up. it is sure a lot higher the the Mexican consule will tell you, here in Denver they have been busy killing our cops and children, sorry but let then do it in their native country, some posters make me sick with lack of knowledge

and she is living here and i can not figure out her problem as to why she does not see what the rest of us denverites see. Blinders???

all states should enact such laws. fine the employer big bucks and they would not be so willing to hire. GO ARIZONA!!!!!!! and as far as the poster about no wefare for illegals she is from Venus the rest of us are from Earth. we have a huge crime rate here in denver from the illegals and scores of other problems caused by them that i am tired of paying for!!!!!

6 pack, ice cold Coors Light

The United Way realized that it had never received a donation from the city's most successful lawyer. So a United Way volunteer paid the lawyer a visit in his lavish office.


The volunteer opened the meeting by saying, 'Our research shows that even though your annual income is over two million dollars, you don't give a penny to charity.' Wouldn't you like to give something back to your community through the United Way?


The lawyer thinks for a minute and says, 'First, did your research also show you that my mother is dying after a long, painful illness and she has huge medical bills that are far beyond her ability to pay?'


Embarrassed, the United Way rep mumbles, 'Uh... no, I didn't know that.'


'Secondly,' says the lawyer, ' did it show that my brother, a disabled veteran, is blind and confined to a wheelchair and is unable to support his wife and six children?


The stricken United Way rep begins to stammer an apology, but is cut off again.


Thirdly, did your research also show you that my sister's husband died in dreadful car accident, leaving her penniless with a mortgage and three children, one of whom is disabled and another that has learning disabilities requiring an array of private tutors?


The humiliated United Way rep, completely beaten, says, 'I'm so sorry, I had no idea.


And the lawyer says, 'So...if I didn't give any money to them, what makes you think I'd give any to you?

10. Have you looked through her briefs?

9. He is one hard judge!

8. Counselor, let's do it in chambers.

7. His attorney withdrew at the last minute.

6. Is it a penal offense?

5. Better leave the handcuffs on.

4. For $200 an hour, she better be good!

3. Can you get him to drop his suit?

2. The judge gave her the stiffest one he could.

And the number 1 thing that sounds dirty in law but isn't:

1. Think you can get me off?

At a nursing home in Florida, a group of senior citizens were sitting around talking about their aches and pains.

"My arms are so weak I can hardly lift this cup of coffee," said one.

"I know what you mean. My cataracts are so bad I can't even see my coffee," replied another.

"I can't turn my head because of the arthritis in my neck," said a third, to which several nodded weakly in agreement.

"My blood pressure pills make me dizzy," another contributed.

"I guess that's the price we pay for getting old," winced an old man as he slowly shook his head.

Then there was a short moment of silence.

"Well, it's not that bad," said one woman cheerfully. "Thank God we can all still drive!"

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>A man left the following letter at home for his wife to find 'To My Dear
>Wife, You will surely understand that I have certain needs that you, being
>54 years old, can no longer satisfy. I am very happy with you and I value
>you as a good wife. Therefore, after reading this letter, I hope that you
>will not wrongly interpret the fact that I will be spending the evening
>with my 18 year old secretary at the Comfort Inn Hotel.Please don't be
>upset, I shall be home before midnight.' When the man came home late that
>night, he found the following letter on the dining room table: 'My Dear
>Husband, I received your letter and thank you for your honesty about my
>being 54 years old. I would like to take this opportunity to remind you
>that you are also 54 years old. As you know, I am a math teacher at our
>local college. I would like to inform you that while you read this, I will
>be at the Hotel Fiesta with Michael, one of my students, who is also the
>assistant tennis coach. He is young, virile, and like your secretary, is 18
>years old. As a successful businessman who has an excellent knowledge of
>math, you will understand that we are in the same situation, although with
>one small difference; 18 goes into 54 a lot more times than 54 goes into
>18.Therefore, I will not be home until sometime tomorrow.'
>

hell yes you tell them, nothing like letting a contagious std spread

won't you freeze your willy if you put it in a blue box?????

good ones

Three old mischievous Grandmas were sitting on a bench outside a nursing home.

About then an old Grandpa walked by, and one of the old Grandma's yelled saying, 'We bet we can tell exactly how old you are.'

The old man said, 'There ain't no way you can guess it, you old fools.'

One of the old Grandmas said, 'Sure we can! Just drop your pants and under shorts and we can tell your exact age.'

Embarrassed just a little, but anxious to prove they couldn't do it, he dropped his drawers.

The Grandmas asked him to first turn around a couple of times and to jump up and down several times.

Then they all piped up and said, 'You're 87 years old'.

Standing with his pants down around his ankles, the old gent asked, 'How in the world did you guess?'

Slapping their knees and grinning from ear to ear, all three old ladies happily yelled in unison-

'We were at your birthday party yesterday!'

Q: What do you get when you cross a vibrator with an anteater?


A: An armadildo!

A guy walks into a brothel and tells the madam he wants six girls for the evening.

The next morning the madam informs the gentleman that there will be no charge. Very happy, he leaves.

A few days later he returns, and again tell the madam that he would like six girls for the evening. In the morning the madam presents him with a bill for $1,000.

Confused, the man asks, "I don' t understand, on Tuesday it was free."

"That's right," replies the madam, "but on Tuesdays we're on cable."

havn't met anyone here yet, but i think my odds of finding a good one here are better then a pickup in a bar.

Golf


Two women were playing golf. One teed off and watched in horror as her
ball headed directly toward a foursome of men playing the next hole.


The ball hit one of the men.


He immediately clasped his hands together at his groin, fell to the
ground and proceeded to roll around in agony.


The woman rushed down to the man, and immediately began to apologize.
'Please allow me to help. I'm a Physical Therapist and I know I could
relieve your pain if you'd allow me, she told him.


'Oh, no, I'll be all right. I'll be fine in a few minutes,' the man
replied. He was in obvious agony, lying in the fetal position, still
clasping his hands together at his groin.


At her persistence, however, he finally allowed her to help. She
gently took his hands away and laid them to the side, loosened his
pants and put her hands inside.


She administered tender and artful massage for several long moments
and asked, 'How does that feel'?


He replied: It feels great, but I still think my thumb's broken.

How to say 'I love you' in 25 languages
English I Love You
Spanish te amo
French Je T'aime
German lch Liebe Dich
Japanese Ai ****e Imasu
Thai Phom rak khun
Italian Ti amo
Chinese Wo Ai Ni
Swedish Jag Alskar

Alabama, Arkansas, Kansas, Oklahoma, Texas, North Carolina, South Carolina, Georgia, Tennessee, Missouri, Mississippi, Louisiana, Virginia, West Virginia, Kentucky, and parts of Florida
Nice Ass, Get in the truck

1) Did you fart?
cuz you blew me away.

2) Are yer parents retarded?
cuz ya sure are special.

3) My Love fer you is like diarrhea
I can't hold it in.

4) Do you have a library card?
cuz I'd like to sign you out.

5) Is there a mirror in yer pants?
cuz I can see myself in em.


6) If you was a tree & I was a Squirrel,
I'd store my nuts in yer hole.

7) You might not be the best lookin girl here,
but beauty's only a light switch away.

8) Man - "Fat Penguin!"
Woman - "WHAT?"
Man - "I just wanted to say something that would break
the ice."

9) I know I'm not no Fred Flintstone,
but I bet I can make yer bed-rock.

10) I can't find my puppy, can you help me find him?
I think he went inta this cheap motel room.

11) Yer eyes are as blue as window cleaner.

12) If yer gunna regret this in the mornin,
we kin sleep til afternoon.


and.... the best for last!

13) Yer face reminds me of a wrench,
every time I think of it my nuts tighten up.