Funny Joke Laska Paul.

An agnostic, insomniac dyslexic - Lays awake nights, pondering the existence of "Dog"

A lady comes home from her
doctor's appointment grinning
from ear to ear. Her husband asks,
"Why are you so happy?" The wife
says, "The doctor told me that for
a forty-five year old woman, I have
the breasts of a eighteen year
old." "Oh yeah?" quipped her
husband, "What did he say about
your forty-five year old ***?" She
said, "Your name never came up in
the conversation."

Funny .

The rain was pouring down. And there standing in front of a big puddle outside the pub, was an old man, drenched, holding a stick, with a piece of string dangling in the water.

A passer-by stopped and asked, "What are you doing?"

"Fishing" replied the old man.

Feeling sorry for the old man, the gent says, "Come in out of the rain and have a drink with me."

In the warmth of the pub, as they sip their whiskies, the gentleman cannot resist asking,
"So how many have you caught today?"

"You're the eighth one today " says the old man.
ccto

a father in the cold of North Dakota would set the thermostat at 62 degrees, his teenage son asks his father to please turn up the heat it's cold in here. The father says to his son "I'm not turning up the heat, if you're cold go stand in the corner, it's always 90 degrees there!

that's Funny

Funny .

U'll die laughing........

Son : "Daddy, I fell in love& want to date this awesome girl!"
Father : "That's great son. Who is she?"
Son: "It's Tina, the neighbor's daughter".
Father : "Ohhh I wish you hadn't said that.I have to tell u something son, but you
must promise not to tell your mother.Tina is actually your sister."
The boy is naturally bummed out, but a couple of months later
Son : "Daddy, I fell in love again and she is evenhotter!"
Father : "That's great son. Who is she?"
Son: "It's Peny, the other neighbor's daughter."
Father : "Ohhhh I wish you hadn't said that. Peny is also your sister."
This went on couple of times and the son was so mad,he went straight to his mother
crying.
Son : "Mum I am so mad at dad ! I fell in love with six girls but I can't date any of them because daddy is their father!"
The mother hugs him affectionately and says:
"My love, you can date whoever you want. Don't listen to him. He is not your
Father."!!!

Son Fainted...!!!
ccto

FUNNY

Father and Mother both must have been in mingle earlier...
Jzt Kidding

SuperOne
Waiting for your return to home wuth a good health.
Take Care

An elderly couple came into MacDonalds. And sat down . The man then went to order and came back with one meal , which he then cut into half ... counted the fries and put one half of it with the half burger and placed it in front of the old lady .. he put two straws into the drink .. and placed it in the middle ... the old lady started eating and the man waited patiently.. He took small sips of the soda, while lovingly watching his wife eat ..
The young couple at the next table were so impressed but heartbroken to see this .. the young guy went over and offered to buy another meal for the elderly couple !
But the old guy refused saying he and his wife always shared everything , since they were married for over fifty years ... the young guy was even more impressed , and repeated his generous offer... again the old guy declined and continued watching ... Finally, the young guy asked the elderly man , what was he waiting for only ,to get this answer....
"The teeth ".....

Where are Youuuuuuuuuuuu.??

Three nuns are in a car accident and, unfortunately, pass away from their injuries before help can arrive. They ascend and find themselves in front of the Pearly Gates facing St. Peter. Peter's job, as we all know, is to offer one final test to ensure only the worthy enter heaven.

Peter looks down at the three nuns and checks the ledger in front of him for their names and life stories.

The first nun, Sarah, has led a good and pious life. Peter decides to make her test a no-brainer.

Peter asks, "Sarah, in order to enter heaven, you must answer me one question. Who were the first woman and man?"
Sarah quickly says, "That's an easy one. It was Eve and Adam."
Beyond the gates, the trumpets sound, harps strum, a choir sings. The gates open and Sarah enters.

The second nun, Ester, has led a good life, but has from time to time strayed from the path of righteousness. Peter feels she deserves to enter, but he decides to make her test a touch more difficult.

Peter asks, "Ester, in order to enter heaven, you must answer me one question. Who received the Ten Commandments?
Ester replies, "Oh, that's an easy one. It was Moses."
Beyond the gates, the trumpets sound, harps strum, a choir sings. The gates open and Ester enters.

The third nun, Antonia, while holy, believes herself to be superior to others. She has bullied people, made them suffer, and never repented. Peter believes that she should spend a bit of time in Purgatory to learn humility and decides to ask her an impossible question.

Peter asks, "Antonia, in order to enter heaven, you must answer me one question. What were Eve's first words to Adam?"
Antonia doesn't know. Her eyes widen and Peter glares at her pause. To buy a little time, she says, "Oh, that's a hard one."
Beyond the gates, the trumpets sound, harps strum, a choir sings ...