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JulieABush Joined Thu 01/26/17 Posts: 3681	Wed 10/27/21 03:33 AM
Funny .

Cloudy Joined Wed 03/24/21 Posts: 5378	Wed 10/27/21 04:14 AM


Apple of Your EYES Joined Mon 03/15/21 Posts: 5477	Thu 10/28/21 06:00 PM
Hope This Makes You SMILE Or Laugh Out Loud! "What Is This, Father?”🤣 A fifteen year old Amish boy and his father were in a mall. They were amazed by almost everything they saw, but especially by two shiny, silver walls that could move apart and then slide back together again. The boy asked, “What is this, Father?” The father (never having seen an elevator) responded, “Son, I have never seen anything like this in my life, I don't know what it is.” While the boy and his father were watching with amazement, a fat old lady in a wheel chair moved up to the moving walls and pressed a button. The walls opened, and the lady rolled between them into a small room. The walls closed, and the boy and his father watched the small numbers above the walls light up sequentially. They continued to watch until it reached the last number, and then the numbers began to light in the reverse order. Finally the walls opened up again and a gorgeous 24-year-old blonde stepped out. The father, not taking his eyes off the young woman, said quietly to his son… “Go get your mother!.”

Cloudy Joined Wed 03/24/21 Posts: 5378	Thu 10/28/21 06:11 PM


JulieABush Joined Thu 01/26/17 Posts: 3681	Fri 10/29/21 01:06 AM
Funny .

Unknow Joined Sat 07/10/21 Posts: 54502	Fri 10/29/21 01:22 AM
FUNNY Elevator What is this, it's took so many in an later one came out.....ssshhh no adult sultry talk's

Unknow Joined Mon 11/16/20 Posts: 38	Sat 10/30/21 05:38 AM


Unknow Joined Mon 11/16/20 Posts: 38	Sat 10/30/21 06:02 AM
Nice jokes

IUBasketball Joined Fri 05/22/09 Posts: 1566	Sat 10/30/21 07:21 AM
Hope This Makes You SMILE Or Laugh Out Loud! "What Is This, Father?”🤣 A fifteen year old Amish boy and his father were in a mall. They were amazed by almost everything they saw, but especially by two shiny, silver walls that could move apart and then slide back together again. The boy asked, “What is this, Father?” The father (never having seen an elevator) responded, “Son, I have never seen anything like this in my life, I don't know what it is.” While the boy and his father were watching with amazement, a fat old lady in a wheel chair moved up to the moving walls and pressed a button. The walls opened, and the lady rolled between them into a small room. The walls closed, and the boy and his father watched the small numbers above the walls light up sequentially. They continued to watch until it reached the last number, and then the numbers began to light in the reverse order. Finally the walls opened up again and a gorgeous 24-year-old blonde stepped out. The father, not taking his eyes off the young woman, said quietly to his son… “Go get your mother!.” I live near a large Old Order Amish community and can imagine this happening lol

Apple of Your EYES Joined Mon 03/15/21 Posts: 5477	Sat 10/30/21 07:26 AM
Nice jokes Enjoy Nag,thnx for getting into this thread

Nick Joined Sun 10/31/21 Posts: 34	Sun 10/31/21 05:50 PM
I enjoyed this joke

Apple of Your EYES Joined Mon 03/15/21 Posts: 5477	Sun 10/31/21 07:20 PM
I enjoyed this joke thnks Nick...enjoy...tnx for coming into this thread

sonofrangi Joined Sat 03/07/20 Posts: 295	Tue 11/02/21 05:00 AM


Apple of Your EYES Joined Mon 03/15/21 Posts: 5477	Tue 11/02/21 05:08 AM
Enjoy Buddy

JulieABush Joined Thu 01/26/17 Posts: 3681	Thu 11/04/21 01:27 PM
What do the Eiffel Tower and a tick have in common? They’re both Paris-sites.

Apple of Your EYES Joined Mon 03/15/21 Posts: 5477	Thu 11/04/21 05:16 PM
What do the Eiffel Tower and a tick have in common? They’re both Paris-sites. hahaha..funny

Cloudy Joined Wed 03/24/21 Posts: 5378	Thu 11/04/21 06:11 PM


Unknow Joined Sat 07/10/21 Posts: 54502	Thu 11/04/21 11:37 PM
What do the Eiffel Tower and a tick have in common? They’re both Paris-sites. Good Humour

Apple of Your EYES Joined Mon 03/15/21 Posts: 5477	Fri 11/05/21 03:56 PM
Your best medicine today 🤣 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 1. What's the difference between stress, tension, panic and tragedy. . Stress is when wife is pregnant; Tension is when girlfriend is pregnant; Panic is when both are pregnant!. Tragedy is when you are not responsible for either pregnancy. 2. Grammar Teacher: Do you know the importance of a period? Kid: Yeah, once my sister said she has missed one, my mom fainted, dad got a heart attack & our driver ran away! 3. A young boy asks his Dad: "What is the difference between confident and confidential?" Dad says: "You are my son, I'm confident about that. Your friend over there, is also my son, that is confidential!" 4. A bookseller conducting a market survey asked a woman, “Which book has helped you most in your life?” The woman replied , “My husband’s cheque book!” 5. A prospective husband in a book store: “Do you have a book called, Husband the Master of the House? ”Sales Girl : “Sir, Fiction and Comics are on the 1st floor!” 6. Someone asked an old man : “Even after 70 years, you still call your wife "Darling, Honey, Love." What’s the secret?” Old man : “I forgot her name and I’m scared to ask her!” 7. Wife : I wish I was a newspaper. So I’d be in your hands all day. Husband : I too wish that you were a newspaper. So I could have a new one every day!

Unknow Joined Mon 09/13/21 Posts: 31823	Fri 11/05/21 04:03 PM