A Very tall man walks into a bar, and a lady recognizes him as a real Rugby player.

They start to talk and eventually go back to his place:

They start to kiss, and the man takes off his shirt.

On his arm, he has a tattoo that says REEBOK.

“What’s that for?” the lady questions.

“Oh, I have this so that when I’m on TV, people will see my tattoo, and Reebok pays me.”

Then the man takes off his trousers, and on his leg, he has a tattoo that says wxu

Hey Don Juan,lemme try those cigars....whew.but .Slim needs citirizine for his Applelergy

A Very tall man walks into a bar, and a lady recognizes him as a real Rugby player.

They start to talk and eventually go back to his place:

They start to kiss, and the man takes off his shirt.

On his arm, he has a tattoo that says REEBOK.

“What’s that for?” the lady questions.

“Oh, I have this so that when I’m on TV, people will see my tattoo, and Reebok pays me.”

Then the man takes off his trousers, and on his leg, he has a tattoo that says NIKE.

‘What’s that ?’ the lady questions again.

“Just like the Reebok tattoo, I get paid when this tattoo is seen on TV.”

Then the man drops his underwear and on his pen!s, he has a tattoo that says AIDS.

The lady screams:

“Don’t tell me you have AIDS!”

The man replies:

“No, no…!!! Calm down…!!! It will say ADIDAS in a. Minute"🤣

enjoy,everyone,share yours too

my bank act is 02-8-00073-45,this time ill gain much because of that bet...dont overdo it ull wake up a pauper Sir,hahaha.

Ot:Sir and Mam just because

How much wod you Bet on this Sir?

I have missed U too Robin,my bestest Friend,of course..wheres Mikey?

i know but i enjoy it so much when im match with him...he really gags n wanted to spew out..i cod not imagine him trying his best..but Cath,u can have him...at least now ur real human,hes been trying to shake me off saying hes got red hair etc etc.lol

Slim -Cath

awww,i thot Slim says there is...but..why not?

Show me Brandon,if hes real

Catherine-Slim , just because

then whose for me then? You?

Merry and Devo..pls tell Slim whats the news

oh,Slim.there you go

OT:Cat and Slim,yes i can get you free for Cat,at least for once you chose a real human,others are ur imagination hohoho
Id prefer Adam and Apple,besides Adam chose me since the beginning lol

A mortician was working late one night. It was his job to examine the dead bodies before they were sent off to be buried or cremated.
As he examined the body of Mr. Sam, who was about to be cremated, he made an amazing discovery: Sam had the longest private part he had ever seen! “I’m sorry Mr.

Sam,” said the mortician, “but I can’t send you off to be cremated with a tremendously huge private part like this.

It has to be saved for posterity. “And with that the coroner used his tools to remove the dead man’s distinguishing member. The coroner stuffed his prize into a briefcase and took it home.

The first person he showed was his wife. “I have something to show you that you won’t believe,” he said, and opened his briefcase. “Oh, my God!” she screamed, “Sam is dead!”

A teacher trying to teach good manners, asked her students the following question:

'Michael, if you were on a date having dinner with a nice young lady, how would you tell her that you have to go to the bathroom?
'Michael said: 'Just a minute I have to go pee.' The teacher responded by saying: 'That would be rude and impolite. What about you Sherman, how would you say it?'

Sherman said: 'I am sorry, but I really need to go to the bathroom. I'll be right back.'

'That's better, but it's still not very nice to say the word bathroom at the dinner table. And you, little Johnny, can you use your brain for once and show us your good manners?'

Johnny said 'I would say: Darling, may I please be excused for
a moment? I have to shake hands with a very dear friend of mine, whom I hope to introduce you to after dinner.'🤣🤣🤣

*all are Ctto

hahaha,Slim denies me till he flip,i also think its a match with him but in his limited breathing he ignores the sign haha..im chuckling over here...Oh Sir...someone did mention ur married..im sorry if i believe them

Keep on...with your attention to the red hair Slim no problem,i will always match u with me till u stop pairing me with others haha.

OT:
Two and Three

I guess u forgot..as u match me with others more i know you want us match together,how abt that Slim ?

Slim-Apple ...hohoho

Slim tries to nudged me out from his sleeves by matching me with Sir.

Sir ,i heard is happily Married..Slim.

i wod love to be match with you always Slim hahaha

Oh Robin,will always be my Love,My only brother from another mother,my bestie,he wont and will never be my Lover,my match.We would laugh abt this im sure.

Slim and her Dancing shoes.