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Good thread Apple, we have a similar sense of humor

An Irishman and an Englishman walk
into a bakery.
The Englishman steals 3 buns and
puts them into his pockets and
leaves. He says to the Irishman, "That
took great skill and guile to steal
those buns. The owner didn't even
see me."
The Irishman replied, "That's just
simple thievery, I'll show you how to
do it the honest way and get the
same results."
The Irishman then proceeded to call
out the owner of the bakery and says,
"Sir, I want to show you a magic
trick." The owner was intrigued so he
came over to see the magic trick.
The Irishman asked him for a bun and
then he proceeded to eat it. He asked
2 more times and after eating them
again the owner says, "Okay my
friend, where's the magic trick?".
The Irishman then said, "Look in the
Englishman's pockets."

Lost my job at the Bank !
I was taking home a cool 1000 a day !!!
Dang !!!

my wife used to tell me that men could not multitask like women do ...
So I told her how beautiful she was .... with a straight face !!!

An 8-year old girl went to the
office on "Take your kid to work
day".
As they were walking around the
office the young girl started
crying.
Her father asked what was wrong.
As the staff gathered round, she
sobbed loudly "Daddy, where are
all the clowns that you said you
work with?"

Thanks IUBasketball,relaxing aint it?enjoy

Funny .

A very cranky old woman was arrested for shoplifting at a grocery store.
She gave everyone a hard time, from the store manager to the security guard to the arresting officer who took her away, complaining and criticizing throughout the process.
When she appeared before the judge, the judge asked what she had stolen from the store.
The lady defiantly replied, "Just a stupid can of peaches."
The judge then asked why she had done it.
She replied, "I was hungry and forgot to bring any cash to the store."
The judge asked how many peaches were in the can. She replied, "Nine, but what do you care about that?"
The judge patiently said, "Well, ma'am, because I'm going to give you nine days in jail -- one day for each peach."
As the judge was about to drop his gavel, the lady's long-suffering husband raised his hand and asked if he might speak.
The judge said, "Yes, what do you have to add?"
The husband said, "Your Honor, she also stole a can of peas."

Thank you for laughing your way to this thread,i mean thanks for comin to this thread,enjoy

Funny .

Yes it is and this has become the first thread I check when I sign on looking for the next good joke lol

my definition of a nurse :
a beautiful woman who holds your hand for one whole minute, and expects your pulse to be normal !!

I asked my girlfriend what kinda books she was interested in ... she replied .... cheque books duly signed !!!

hahaha...got it.

hilarious...lemme start collecting those kind of books eh

Funny Slim .

This woman went on holiday leaving
her husband behind. Before she left
she told him to take special care of
her pet Siamese cat. As soon as she
arrived she phoned home to ask
about the cat. Her husband said, "The
cat just died! "
She burst into tears and started to
read the riot act to him, "How can
you be so blunt? Why couldn't you
have broken the news gradually?
Today you could have said that it was
playing on the roof. Tomorrow you
could have added that it fell off the
roof and broke it's leg. Then on the
third day you could have said that
the poor thing had passed away
peacefully in the night. You could
have been more sensitive about the
whole thing! By the way, how's my
mother?
He said, "She's playing on the roof!"