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A letter from a teacher to a parent:
Dear Parent, your son doesn't smell nice in class. Please try to bathe him ! Parent's answer : Dear teacher, My son is not a rose, don't smell him....teach him...!! 
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Son: "Mommy today on the bus, Daddy told me to give my seat to one of the ladies."
Mother: "Well son, dads right, that is the correct thing to do." "Son: "But mom, I was sitting on Daddys lap" |
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I went to the bank the other day and a little old lady approached me and asked me if I could help her check her balance...
So I pushed her and she fell. |
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Have a good laugh
A woman had a parrot that she took with her everywhere she went. She would even take the parrot to the club with her when she went dancing and drinking on Saturday nights. Whenever the woman went onto the dance floor the parrot would yell, "The roof, the roof, the roof is on fire, we don't need no water-let the muthafukkah burn! Burn, muthafukkah, burn!" The crowd on the dance floor would always cheer and holler in appreciation when the parrot would yell. This would make the parrot yell even more and of course make the crowd go wild. This would go on all night long, every time the parrot went out. One Sunday morning the woman took the parrot to church and into the choir stand with her. And when the choir started to sing, the parrot yelled, "The roof, the roof, the roof is on fire, we don't need no water-let the muthafukkah burn! Burn, muthafukkah, burn!" She embarrassingly corrected the parrot, "No, you don't say that here!" The parrot looked around and asked, "Why not? These are the same muthafukkahs that was at the club last night! |
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3 Most Difficult Thing to Do in the world.
1.Count Your hair. 2.You can't wash your eyes with soap. 3.You can't breathe when your tongue is out. Note:Now please Put your tongue back inside.   
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Yes it is and this has become the first thread I check when I sign on looking for the next good joke lol @IUBasketball..That's great..share your jokes too.Thank you |
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A married Irishman went into the confessional and said to his priest, 'I almost had an affair with another woman.'
The priest said, 'What do you mean, almost?' The Irishman said, 'Well, we got undressed and rubbed together, but then I stopped.' The priest said, 'Rubbing together is the same as putting it in. You're not to see that woman again. For your penance, say five Hail Mary's and put £50 in the poor box.' The Irishman left the confessional, said his prayers, and then walked over to the poor box. He paused for a moment and then started to leave. The priest, who was watching, quickly ran over to him saying, 'I saw that. You didn't put any money in the poor box!' The Irishman replied, 'Yeah, but I rubbed the £50 on the box, and according to you, that's the same as putting it in!' |
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Totally funny
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AllFunny
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Medical College Professor to a girl student : "Which human body part expands 5 times its normal size...?"
 Girl Student : "Sir I can't answer this question, it's too embarrassing...  Professor asked the same question to a male student. Male Student : "It's the Pupil of a human eye..."👁 Professor : "Correct." Then Professor turned to the female student and said : "Listen lady, Not only your thinking is wrong but your expectations are also very high... 5 times is too much...!!! "
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A teacher was teaching words and opposite and
pointed to Akpos to stand up and answer some questions: TEACHER: What is the opposite of good? AKPOS: Bad. TEACHER: Come? AKPOS: Go. TEACHER: Ugly? AKPOS: Sexy. TEACHER: You are wrong! AKPOS: You are right! TEACHER: Shut up! AKPOS: Keep talking! TEACHER: Ok, now stop! AKPOS: Ok, now carry on. TEACHER: Get out! AKPOS: Come in! TEACHER: Oh my God! AKPOS: Oh my devil. TEACHER : You have failed! AKPOS: I have passed. . . One word for Akpos?? |
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F
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Funny
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have u all tried doing the No .3 in "the most difficult Thing to do in the world?"
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 yes I did.
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yes I did. i knew it haha.Enjoy the jokes Cloudy..and to everyone..share ur jokes too ..keep it comin  🥰
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It's a men's responsibility to feed the wife...coz the last time the wife feed the men we all got chased out from the garden of Eden...
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It's a men's responsibility to feed the wife...coz the last time the wife feed the men we all got chased out from the garden of Eden...
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A married man was having an affair with his secretary.
One day they went to her place and made love all afternoon. Exhausted, they fell asleep and woke up at 8 PM. The man hurriedly dressed and told his lover to take his shoes outside and rub them in the grass and dirt. He put on his shoes and drove home. 'Where have you been?' his wife demanded. 'I can't lie to you,' he replied, 'I'm having an affair with my secretary. We had sex all afternoon.' She looked down at his shoes and said: 'You lying bastard! You've been playing golf!' |
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