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ive just set fire to your car
GET IN MY GOD DAMN CAR |
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I have just set fire to your nightdress.
Now take it off, and get in the bloody car. |
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i have your naked sister locked in my car
if you want to see her again you better get in the car to |
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WHAT IS WITH YOU MEN AND GETTING US WOMEN IN YOUR CARS?
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This thread is starting to scare me.
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WHAT IS WITH YOU MEN AND GETTING US WOMEN IN YOUR CARS? sorry, i started it i`ll finish it *walks up to girl*.....if you want to live.............GET IN MY DAMN CAR |
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me too
lol did you see my bf's picture in my prof, tngxl? he "proposed" to be my boyfriend last night... it was weird. felt like we were getting engaged or something... but it's cool! I am happy. If you were a booger, I'd pick you first. |
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did you see my bf's picture in my prof, tngxl? he "proposed" to be my boyfriend last night... it was weird. felt like we were getting engaged or something... but it's cool! I am happy. Lol... good for you! Funny... you never really hear anybody ask to be a boy/girlfriend. Seems like a reasonable question! |
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WHAT IS WITH YOU MEN AND GETTING US WOMEN IN YOUR CARS? sorry, i started it i`ll finish it *walks up to girl*.....if you want to live.............GET IN MY DAMN CAR Ok ok! I'll get in the car...geeez |
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WHAT IS WITH YOU MEN AND GETTING US WOMEN IN YOUR CARS? sorry, i started it i`ll finish it *walks up to girl*.....if you want to live.............GET IN MY DAMN CAR Ok ok! I'll get in the car...geeez its realy my tardis |
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hey babe, forget my car, get on the pegs of my bike. we will go to dairy queen for a brownie earthquake. then we will go back to my place and do some shots, then watch 'the never ending story'
best pick-up line EVER. |
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Edited by
SunnyMcleod
on
Mon 07/13/09 10:09 PM
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*walks up to girl*.....if you want to live.............GET IN MY DAMN CAR [/quote Ok ok! I'll get in the car...geeez its realy my tardis LET ME IN!!!! |
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Excuse me miss, but you are standing on my c0ck.
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Edited by
vortecpowered
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Mon 07/13/09 11:48 PM
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WHAT IS WITH YOU MEN AND GETTING US WOMEN IN YOUR CARS? sounds creepy doesn't it? here's a great line i just came up with. how could it miss? hey. how's it going? ok i need to see a picture id, a recent std test and your left ring finger. ok...legal, clean and single. let's do this! |
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i've got the ship,you've got the harbor...what do you say we tie up for the night?
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actually, I like what your little box says, JT
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wanna have a sexual experience?
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did your feet hurt when you fell from heaven?
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Hi, so like, um, my friend over there says I couldn't swallow a banana whole if my life depended on it and well... we don't have any bananas, so....
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the weather report said 8inches....why dont they ever get it right!
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