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Topic: Create a new Pick Up Line
lonetar25's photo
Mon 07/13/09 08:58 PM
ive just set fire to your car









GET IN MY GOD DAMN CAR

Dan99's photo
Mon 07/13/09 09:05 PM
I have just set fire to your nightdress.

Now take it off, and get in the bloody car.


lonetar25's photo
Mon 07/13/09 09:08 PM
i have your naked sister locked in my car
if you want to see her again
you better get in the car to

HasidicEnforcer's photo
Mon 07/13/09 09:38 PM
WHAT IS WITH YOU MEN AND GETTING US WOMEN IN YOUR CARS?



rofl scared rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl scared

tngxl65's photo
Mon 07/13/09 09:39 PM
This thread is starting to scare me.

lonetar25's photo
Mon 07/13/09 09:45 PM

WHAT IS WITH YOU MEN AND GETTING US WOMEN IN YOUR CARS?



rofl scared rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl scared

sorry, i started it
i`ll finish it



*walks up to girl*.....if you want to live.............GET IN MY DAMN CAR

HasidicEnforcer's photo
Mon 07/13/09 09:45 PM
me too

lol

did you see my bf's picture in my prof, tngxl?

he "proposed" to be my boyfriend last night...

it was weird. felt like we were getting engaged or something...


but it's cool!

I am happy.


If you were a booger, I'd pick you first.

tngxl65's photo
Mon 07/13/09 10:00 PM


did you see my bf's picture in my prof, tngxl?

he "proposed" to be my boyfriend last night...

it was weird. felt like we were getting engaged or something...


but it's cool!

I am happy.



Lol... good for you! Funny... you never really hear anybody ask to be a boy/girlfriend. Seems like a reasonable question!


SunnyMcleod's photo
Mon 07/13/09 10:06 PM


WHAT IS WITH YOU MEN AND GETTING US WOMEN IN YOUR CARS?



rofl scared rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl scared

sorry, i started it
i`ll finish it



*walks up to girl*.....if you want to live.............GET IN MY DAMN CAR

Ok ok! I'll get in the car...geeezwhoa

lonetar25's photo
Mon 07/13/09 10:07 PM



WHAT IS WITH YOU MEN AND GETTING US WOMEN IN YOUR CARS?



rofl scared rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl scared

sorry, i started it
i`ll finish it



*walks up to girl*.....if you want to live.............GET IN MY DAMN CAR

Ok ok! I'll get in the car...geeezwhoa


:wink: its realy my tardis happy

7z3r05's photo
Mon 07/13/09 10:07 PM
hey babe, forget my car, get on the pegs of my bike. we will go to dairy queen for a brownie earthquake. then we will go back to my place and do some shots, then watch 'the never ending story'

best pick-up line EVER.

SunnyMcleod's photo
Mon 07/13/09 10:09 PM
Edited by SunnyMcleod on Mon 07/13/09 10:09 PM


*walks up to girl*.....if you want to live.............GET IN MY DAMN CAR
[/quote
Ok ok! I'll get in the car...geeezwhoa


:wink: its realy my tardis happy

surprised LET ME IN!!!!smitten drool :laughing:

TexasScoundrel's photo
Mon 07/13/09 10:55 PM
Excuse me miss, but you are standing on my c0ck.

vortecpowered's photo
Mon 07/13/09 11:47 PM
Edited by vortecpowered on Mon 07/13/09 11:48 PM

WHAT IS WITH YOU MEN AND GETTING US WOMEN IN YOUR CARS?



rofl scared rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl scared


sounds creepy doesn't it?


here's a great line i just came up with. how could it miss?

hey. how's it going? ok i need to see a picture id, a recent std test and your left ring finger. ok...legal, clean and single. let's do this!

Jtevans's photo
Tue 07/14/09 12:08 AM
i've got the ship,you've got the harbor...what do you say we tie up for the night?

HasidicEnforcer's photo
Tue 07/14/09 12:10 AM
actually, I like what your little box says, JT

GRIFFIN_LIZZARD's photo
Tue 07/14/09 12:15 AM
wanna have a sexual experience?

sassyred68's photo
Tue 07/14/09 12:26 AM
did your feet hurt when you fell from heaven?

HasidicEnforcer's photo
Tue 07/14/09 12:27 AM
Hi, so like, um, my friend over there says I couldn't swallow a banana whole if my life depended on it and well... we don't have any bananas, so....blushing

sassyred68's photo
Tue 07/14/09 12:28 AM
the weather report said 8inches....why dont they ever get it right!

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