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Topic: Create a new Pick Up Line
Poetrywriter Joined Sun 10/14/07 Posts: 22675	Mon 07/13/09 07:13 PM
If I received a nickel for everytime I saw someone as beautiful as you, I'd have five cents.

Poetrywriter Joined Sun 10/14/07 Posts: 22675	Mon 07/13/09 07:15 PM
Do u sleep on your belly at night? No? Can I?

s1owhand Joined Fri 05/18/07 Posts: 29437	Mon 07/13/09 07:16 PM
my viagra ain't workin! (i haven't taken it yet)

Sigiere Joined Fri 05/29/09 Posts: 150	Mon 07/13/09 07:17 PM
I bet you'd look angelic on me king sized satin sheet covered bed.

lonetar25 Joined Mon 05/18/09 Posts: 3531	Mon 07/13/09 07:22 PM
theres a kitten in danger... at my house... now GET IN THE DAMN CAR

Dan99 Joined Sat 08/23/08 Posts: 14941	Mon 07/13/09 07:26 PM
OI! Yes you! You with the fat arse! Yes, tubby, i am talking to you! Get in the fkn car before i run over your lardy ugly stupid face!

FETTS61 Joined Sat 08/18/07 Posts: 31425	Mon 07/13/09 07:28 PM
i lost my phone # can i have yours?

lonetar25 Joined Mon 05/18/09 Posts: 3531	Mon 07/13/09 07:29 PM
well love, looking at you im probably going to be your only offer now get in the damn car

Dan99 Joined Sat 08/23/08 Posts: 14941	Mon 07/13/09 07:31 PM
Wanna F**k? no! Well would you mind laying down while i have one?

s1owhand Joined Fri 05/18/07 Posts: 29437	Mon 07/13/09 07:32 PM
are you kind to people in need? good, cause i'm a "special needs" guy and i have all the special learning materials back at my place... no? then will you abuse me a little?

Dan99 Joined Sat 08/23/08 Posts: 14941	Mon 07/13/09 07:39 PM
Hi there, beautiful. I am just off to sign the sexual offences register and then i have the rest of the afternoon free. So get in the damn car.

lonetar25 Joined Mon 05/18/09 Posts: 3531	Mon 07/13/09 07:39 PM
Your daddy must have been a baker, cause you've got a nice set of buns.

Dan99 Joined Sat 08/23/08 Posts: 14941	Mon 07/13/09 07:41 PM
Do you **** on first dates? Or does your dad own a brewery? Can i feel your t1ts? Or will you show 'em to me?

lonetar25 Joined Mon 05/18/09 Posts: 3531	Mon 07/13/09 07:43 PM
You must work at Subway,cause you just gave me a footlong

s1owhand Joined Fri 05/18/07 Posts: 29437	Mon 07/13/09 07:44 PM
you resemble this girl i lust after, can i try you on for size?

Dan99 Joined Sat 08/23/08 Posts: 14941	Mon 07/13/09 07:44 PM
You must live in the subway because you stink of piss Now get in the car.

lonetar25 Joined Mon 05/18/09 Posts: 3531	Mon 07/13/09 07:52 PM
You must live in the subway because you stink of piss Now get in the car.

SunnyMcleod Joined Fri 01/11/08 Posts: 15208	Mon 07/13/09 08:14 PM
You must live in the subway because you stink of piss Now get in the car. Only the English

Dan99 Joined Sat 08/23/08 Posts: 14941	Mon 07/13/09 08:50 PM
Hi i just let a stinking fart rip outta my buttflaps, and this room is gonna stink real bad very soon. Grab your coat and lets get outta here.

7z3r05 Joined Thu 09/04/08 Posts: 9434	Mon 07/13/09 08:50 PM
did your feet hurt when you fell from heaven?