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I's really smurt
 
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Ive got two fists and a pound of margerine, wanna go get your coat?
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My penis would be happy if it smelled like your Tic-Tacs. |
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My penis would be happy if it smelled like your Tic-Tacs. I have to try that one.... ___________________ Excuse me, but do you have the time, to come to my place and set my clock. |
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so yeah, im broke, homeless and i smell of pee but ive got a bottle of whiskey back at my box whata ya say 
I say... get in the damn car |
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hiya sexy, you umm yea tonight?
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My penis would be happy if it smelled like your Tic-Tacs. I have to try that one.... ___________________ Excuse me, but do you have the time, to come to my place and set my clock. I am sorry  I misread that. I thought you said c0ck
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My penis would be happy if it smelled like your Tic-Tacs. I have to try that one.... ___________________ Excuse me, but do you have the time, to come to my place and set my clock. I am sorry I misread that. I thought you said c0ck
Wonder if that would work..... ???  
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Do you mind if I smell your hair?... lol no no no not that hair...
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LOL
I'm hungry, can I eat you? |
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sometimes it's good to suck at something.
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I will make you come so hard your balls will be screaming for mercy
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Can I get a towel please.....
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I will make you come so hard your balls will be screaming for mercy promise? _____________ I'll bring the duct tape, you grab the caramel. |
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wtf? I can understand the duct tape, but CARAMEL?
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Edited by
k_parker1718
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Sun 07/12/09 01:06 PM
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hey baby do you own a chicken farm? cause you sure an raise a cocke
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want to go back to my place and talk dirty in elvish?
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lol you guys are clever
now shhh I am listening to Birthday Sects by Jerimai my FAVORITE song even though I didn't get any for MY birthday in June 
you guys make me laugh I shall have to come up with some more for you |
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Excuse me, but I think I dropped something!!! MY JAW!!
I'm new in town. Could you give me directions to your apartment? I play the field, and it looks like I just hit a home run with you. |
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50 million dollars does not mean much, when you have a bad heart.
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