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I would become an astronaut just to get a glimpse of Uranus!
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I would become an astronaut just to get a glimpse of Uranus! LOL OMG !!! YOU WIN! LOL 
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i have your mum hostage........... get in the car
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OMG! I just got a lovely phone call from England!
What a sweetheart! I won? what did I win? |
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me
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OMG! I just got a lovely phone call from England! What a sweetheart! I won? what did I win? A LOVELY call from England?! Obviously that was not a phonecall from me! |
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whoopee!
and what does that include? huh? huh? tell me! tell me! (sorry, had an extra brownie for dessert. on a friggin sugar high) |
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ohhh excuse me... sheesh...LOL
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A LOVELY call from England?!
Obviously that was not a phonecall from me! nope, cause you're taken. He was charming! I had so much fun! He likes my "American" accent. He thinks it's cute. He's coming out for leave soon. (In the British Army) He reminds me of Burt Reynolds and George Michael. Scruffy and British. Cute! He was shocked when he heard me call my cat a Bastard though. Oh well. Can't be a lady all the time... and the best part? I DIDN'T MEET HIM ON MINGLE2! |
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A LOVELY call from England?!
Obviously that was not a phonecall from me! nope, cause you're taken. He was charming! I had so much fun! He likes my "American" accent. He thinks it's cute. He's coming out for leave soon. (In the British Army) He reminds me of Burt Reynolds and George Michael. Scruffy and British. Cute! He was shocked when he heard me call my cat a Bastard though. Oh well. Can't be a lady all the time... and the best part? I DIDN'T MEET HIM ON MINGLE2!  You can MEET people here?
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I would become an astronaut just to get a glimpse of Uranus! OMG girl!
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I would become an astronaut just to get a glimpse of Uranus! OMG girl!
I am glad you liked it. |
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"You should be scared. Because the only thing protecting you from a huge monster is my zipper."
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"You should be scared. Because the only thing protecting you from a huge monster is my zipper." Ooh, baby!    
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"You should be scared. Because the only thing protecting you from a huge monster is my zipper."
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i know where you live, now we can do this the easy way or my favourit way.......... now get in the damn car
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i know where you live, now we can do this the easy way or my favourit way.......... now get in the damn car
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'I havent crapped my pants in weeks, wanna shag?'
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'I havent crapped my pants in weeks, wanna shag?' And you're the one WITH a girlfriend. There's no justice. |
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so yeah, im broke, homeless and i smell of pee
but ive got a bottle of whiskey back at my box whata ya say 
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