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Your looking a little scruffy there stud, cmon you can use my shower.
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50 million dollars does not mean much, when you have a bad heart. LOL that's funny |
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do you wanna hotdog,to go with that shake
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What's that in your eye? Must just be a twinkle.
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Oardon me, I lost me virginity, may I barrow yours?
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LOL that was great Sigiere!
Did you fart? Because you blew me away |
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Does this rag smell like chloroform to you?
I wish you were DSL so I could get high-speed access. |
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Girl the things I wanna do with you are illegal in 27 states
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I lost my teddy bear. Will you sleep with me?
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Edited by
earthytaurus76
on
Mon 07/13/09 02:56 PM
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That was me licking your window last night...
Your ex girlfriend is a buddy of mine, and... Id love to meet your mom. Smell, this.. yeasty? You know when I saw you here last time, and you told me your name? Well I did a background check, andd... Wanna read my blog? Wanna read my poetry? How much cash is IN that wallet? *squints eyes* |
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that dress is very becoming on you. If I was that dress id be......
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I hear that sex changes a relationship. How'd you like to change this one?
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Have you had a sex change?
NO? Well lets have sex and make a change. |
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can you get outa my site, before i can load this... no?
GET IN THE DAMN CAR |
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What is your hourly rate?
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Have a funeral to go to and I need a body.
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let's thumbwrestle. if i win, i get to take you to dinner and if i lose then you get to tell me where i have to take you to dinner....
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you move like a sex goddess, can i throw money at you and lend you my pole?
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My magic watch says that you don't have on any underwear. (She says yes I do) Damn! it must be 15 minutes fast
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you look like you dont get enough protein in your diet
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