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the weather report said 8inches....why dont they ever get it right! 
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PLEASE get in the car?
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HasidicEnforcer.. if I give you 10 min will you give me a lifetime?
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OI ya miserable b1tch, get a mouthful of this and cheer yourself up!
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HasidicEnforcer.. if I give you 10 min will you give me a lifetime? 10 minutes of what? |
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anything you want
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Sleeping with me is like a ticket to Heaven. After all, I am one of the Chosen People....
gives a whole nother meaning to "being Jew'd" |
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I AM A ROBOT
I AM A ROBOT GET IN THE CAR |
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NO! I prefer walking!
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I AM A ROBOT I AM A ROBOT GET IN THE CAR hey, question, what time is it in England? I want to place a phone call |
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SELF DESTRUCT
SELF DESTRUCT Ohhhhh you mean to call that other fella! I got worried for a minute! Its 9:20am |
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thank you, and yes, I want to call the other fella
you are a taken robot and I don't swing that way. plus you want me to get in your car. and I prefer walking...
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ooooo
i wrote one down earlier and imma make it A TSHIRT It goes... "Mooooo....I eat boogers.....Ya ---------> My girlfriends over there" Say that sh4t WHEN YOU'RE SINGLE |
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um, okay!
yeah... um... I'm not Fred Flintstone, but I can make your bedrock! |
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I'm not Barney but your bedrock reduced me to Rubble.
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For a man: I'm like a Rubik's Cube ... The more you play with me the harder I Get!
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For a man: I'm like a Rubik's Cube ... The more you play with me the harder I Get! okay hold on a sec....i got to think about that one cuz i dont want a stupid girl 
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You may fall from the sky, you may fall from a tree, but the best way to fall... is in love with me.
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you must be from Wham-O cuz you make me wanna slip'n'slide
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For a male:
There are 206 bones in the human body... do you want another one? |
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