lol...

Amen to that

I have heart for more then just my own life,,I love to share with all
here,,

Hmmmm

I hope it helps everyone out,,,,Love to all here Thomas

Hey Herewego,,long time,,hope you enjoy the jokes still,,and along with
everyone else,,hope to see more new people smiling,,,,love to all

One night, G.W. Bush was awakened by George Washington's ghost.
Bush saw him and asked, "George, what is the best thing I could do to
help the country?"

"Set an honest and honorable example, just as I did," advised George.

The next night, the ghost of Thomas Jefferson moved through the dark
bedroom.

"Tom, what is the best thing I could do to help the country?" Bush
asked.

"Cut taxes and reduce the size of government," advised Tom.

Bush didn't sleep well the next night, and saw yet another figure
moving

in the shadows. It was Abraham Lincoln's ghost.

"Abe, what is the best thing I could do for the country?" Bush asked.

"Go to the theater," replied Abe.

I thank You,,

Good Stuff fleas never thought they could,,lol

I hope it make everyones day,,Love To All

We can say (WAR),we also can say (HATE),but people come on when was the
last time we said ((LOVE)),,yes yall are right one to love someone is to
love them self,,and I thank you all for speaking good about what I
write,,but in all I do have a good heart,,and I have been down the wrong
roads in mylife,,but to the same we all can change,,and if we just take
one step at a time to look at what we have around,,then we mite see that
everyone here is the same,,like I said Blood and Water,,which ones
thicker,,to me (WATER)is ,,why cause my family and I dont see eye to eye
on things,,and I say to each is own,,but ill still in my life respect
them as my family,,and still love them,,as for my friends,there my
Blood,,and thats only because were there for each other and can share
the same thoughts,,im not asking for anyone to jump up and just go out
to meet the next person and be friends,,but give the human respect and
think of them as the way you want to be thought of,,the WAR needs to
stop yes,,the Hate needs to turn into Love,,but you still can be
different in away just dont treat the next person no different then the
way you want to be treated,,its the way of the world,,and the way of the
Bible,,no I dont go to church or read the bible,,but I do have god in my
heart,,and I do have the feeling of love for everyone here as family and
friends,,thats why I dont mind sharing the thoughts I have here,,and I
look at each of yalls words,,and think are you-him-her or they the same
as me,,So what is it War over Blood that gets washed away with water to
make a new ending not a new begining. You cant start over,because your
life has been here for some time ,,but we can make NEW ENDINGS for the
next roll of people to see our change we made for them,,so Stop the
fighting,dont hate the next one,and try to see eye to eye on problem,,we
have enough of them in the world of todays news..lets fix our thoughts
of people,,and we can say ((We Are The Hero's Of Our Kids Our Family And
Friens,,for what to make a better life with out WAR....Love to all
here,,and yes this is from my heart,,And I can say a shed of tear has
droped from my face to hope people understand how I feel,,and try to
feel the same,,,,,,Yours Truly Thomas B""

We can say (WAR),we also can say (HATE),but people come on when was the
last time we said ((LOVE)),,yes yall are right one to love someone is to
love them self,,and I thank you all for speaking good about what I
write,,but in all I do have a good heart,,and I have been down the wrong
roads in mylife,,but to the same we all can change,,and if we just take
one step at a time to look at what we have around,,then we mite see that
everyone here is the same,,like I said Blood and Water,,which ones
thicker,,to me (WATER)is ,,why cause my family and I dont see eye to eye
on things,,and I say to each is own,,but ill still in my life respect
them as my family,,and still love them,,as for my friends,there my
Blood,,and thats only because were there for each other and can share
the same thoughts,,im not asking for anyone to jump up and just go out
to meet the next person and be friends,,but give the human respect and
think of them as the way you want to be thought of,,the WAR needs to
stop yes,,the Hate needs to turn into Love,,but you still can be
different in away just dont treat the next person no different then the
way you want to be treated,,its the way of the world,,and the way of the
Bible,,no I dont go to church or read the bible,,but I do have god in my
heart,,and I do have the feeling of love for everyone here as family and
friends,,thats why I dont mind sharing the thoughts I have here,,and I
look at each of yalls words,,and think are you-him-her or they the same
as me,,So what is it War over Blood that gets washed away with water to
make a new ending not a new begining. You cant start over,because your
life has been here for some time ,,but we can make NEW ENDINGS for the
next roll of people to see our change we made for them,,so Stop the
fighting,dont hate the next one,and try to see eye to eye on problem,,we
have enough of them in the world of todays news..lets fix our thoughts
of people,,and we can say ((We Are The Hero's Of Our Kids Our Family And
Friens,,for what to make a better life with out WAR....Love to all
here,,and yes this is from my heart,,And I can say a shed of tear has
droped from my face to hope people understand how I feel,,and try to
feel the same,,,,,,Yours Truly Thomas B""

Hmmm Now I wonder if my mom had free MILK Hell im a lil on the lite
side,,and I am mixed,,so it could of been with the Ketchup
Guy,,lol,,Hinze57 ,,Hawiian,German,Indian,Polish,Black,,,So There,,lol

hmmmm

Just think us men will always still be wrong,,lol,,and for the words
there true..love to all....

To Funny,,Good Stuff

Hmmm there must be ,,lol,,,

And we think our kids are learning from us,,lol,,,hey if dad wont teach
them how to ride a bike a PAD can,,lol

10. They have a lot of data but are still clueless.

9. A better model is always just around the corner.

8. They look nice and shiny until you bring them home.

7. It is always necessary to have a backup.

6. They'll do whatever you say if you push the right buttons.

5. The best part of having either one is the games you can play.

4. In order to get their attention, you have to turn them on.

3. The lights are on but nobody's home.

2. Big power surges knock them out for the night.

1. Size does matter.

and guys dont take this wrong,,you the ladys love to hear crap about us
guys,,so I did one for the ladys this time,,and trust me,,the guys are
going to have there laughs to,,mite not be the last laugh but its going
to be good ,,love to all here

Hey guys I dont think that we should try this,,hell I like my sight,,and
I like to keep my own place clean and for the ladys I cook,,so no need
to ever think you have to ,,I went to school for it ,,so its my
Kitchen,,lol,,Love to all here...Thomas