These two fleas, Hal and Sam, were sitting on the beach in Miami,
soaking up the sun. Hal was enjoying himself tremendously, while Sam was
suffering terribly from a cold. Hal asked Sam why he was so sick.

"Well," said Sam, "I got to Miami by climbing into some fellow's
mustache, and he rode down on a motorcycle."

"Next year," Hal advised, " you should use my method. You go to a bridge
club meeting and wait until one of the ladies mentions a trip to Miami,
then you climb up her leg until you find a warm moist spot, and you
travel there."


The next year Hal happened to run into Sam on the beach, and Sam was
sick again.

"Well I tried your method," he explained," I went to a bridge club
meeting, found a lady going to Miami, climbed up her leg until I found a
warm moist spot. On the way to Miami she stopped in Washington D.C., I
fell asleep, and when I woke up I was in some fellow's mustache, riding
to Miami on a motorcycle."

Awsome

Good one.

lmao....that was good

good one

Good Stuff fleas never thought they could,,lol

Hard to believe I have not heard this one before.

geeze a loo...

That is so funny

now that was funny, thanks for sharing kev

LMAO

Thats great... here Ive got one that i used on my boss last week...


A woman calls her boss in the morning and says, "Sir Im not feeling very
well. I don't think i'll make it into work today."

her boss says, "Well whats wrong?"

She replies, "I have anal glaucoma."

He replies, "What the HELL is that?"

"I dont see my ASS coming into work today!!!"

LMFAO!!

of course i was just joking...haha..if you know what glaucoma is then
you will find it even funnier!