1. You can GET chocolate.
2. "If you love me you'll swallow that" has real meaning with chocolate.
3. Chocolate satisfies even when it has gone soft.
4. You can safely have chocolate while you are driving.
5. You can make chocolate last as long as you want it to.
6. You can have chocolate even in front of your mother.
7. If you bite the nuts too hard the chocolate won't mind.
8. Two people of the same sex can have chocolate without being called
nasty names.
9. The word "commitment" doesn't scare off chocolate.
10. You can have chocolate on top of your desk during working hours
without upsetting your co-workers.
11. You can ask a stranger for chocolate without getting your face
slapped.
12. You don't get hairs in your mouth with chocolate.
13. With chocolate there's no need to fake it.
14. Chocolate doesn't make you pregnant.
15. You can have chocolate at any time of the month.
16. Good chocolate is easy to find.
17. You can have as many kinds of chocolate as you can handle.
18. You are never too young or too old for chocolate.
19. When you have chocolate it does not keep your neighbors awake.
20. With chocolate size doesn't matter.

Hey like they say chocolate is a replacement for sex. Well a little
bit.

TRUE.

well some what,,,but it does help when a mans trying to get some,,,,

from one chocolate lover to another....I TOTALLY AGREE. my favorite
line about chocolate in the movies is from the devils advocate where al
pacino tells keanu reeves "love? what about it? love is no different
biochemically than eating large quantities of chocolate." chocolate
might clog your arteries but it doesn't break your heart.

Why not have both..that cold be fun...

Dude, you are funny! I've said it a thousand
times. You are the master of this forum.
You seriously need to consider doing stand up comedy.

All that is true, but i still like sex better.

lol I LOVE CHOCOLATE!!! when I was little I was allergic to it b/c of
the cocoa but now im like chocolate...mmmm

Well if you were chocolate I wouldn't share you with friends!!
But let me say "why not have sex and then chocolate" Two for one deal
sounds good to me :)

lets get this one again ,,,

lol...