Topic: Are you From Alabama........
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Mon 02/26/07 04:19 PM


It was the first day of Third Grade in a new town for Little Johnny. As
a test, his teacher went around the room and asked each of the students
to count to 50. Some did very well, counting as high as 30 or 40 with
just a few mistakes. Others couldn't get past 20. Johnny, however, did
extremely well; he counted past 50, right up to 100 without any
mistakes. He was so excited that he ran home and told his Dad how well
he had done. His Dad nodded and told him, "That's because you are from
Alabama, Son." The next day, in language class, the teacher asked the
students to recite the alphabet. It's Grade Three, so most could make it
half way through without much trouble. Some made it to S or T, but
Little Johnny rattled off the alphabet perfectly right to the end. That
evening, Johnny once again bragged to his Dad about his prowess in his
new school. His Dad, knowingly, explained to him, "That's because you
are from Alabama, Son." The next day, after Physical Education, the boys
were taking showers. Johnny noted that, compared to the other boys in
his grade, he seemed overly "well-endowed". This confused him. That
night he told his dad, "Dad, they all have little tiny ones, but mine is
ten times bigger than theirs. Is that because I'm from Alabama?" he
asked. "No, Son," explained his Dad, "That's because you're 18."

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Mon 02/26/07 04:22 PM
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Mon 02/26/07 04:27 PM
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Tue 02/27/07 09:48 AM
well are you,,lol,,im not,,,,,lol,,,,

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Wed 02/28/07 07:17 AM
Hmmm there must be ,,lol,,,