guys you know that this was the only way we learned how to,,lol,,,

See running sometimes is bad,,lol

See flowers smile to at my jokes,,lmao,,,

hmmmm

Whos Up 4 It..lol

HMMMM,,or do they,,lol

Thank U,,keep on thinking of the next joke to come,,lol

No I just had a EXWIFE,,

A married couple is driving along the highway doing a steady fourty
miles per hour. The wife is behind the wheel. Her husband abruptly looks
across at her, speaking in a clear voice, and says "Darling, I know
we've been married for twenty years, but I want a divorce."

The wife says nothing, keeping her eyes on the road ahead but slowly
increases her speed to 45 mph.

The husband speaks again, saying this time: "I don't want you to try and
talk me out of it, because I've been having an affair with your best
friend, and she's a far better lover than you."

Again the wife stays quiet, but grips the steering wheel more tightly
and slowly increases the speed to 55.

He pushes his luck. "I want the house," he demands. Up to 60 mph. "I
want the car, too," he continues. 65 mph! "And," he says, "I'll have the
bank accounts, all the credit cards, the boat, and our dog!"

The car slowly begins veering towards a massive concrete bridge. This
makes him a wee bit nervous, so he asks her: "Isn't there anything you
want?"

At last the wife replies - in a quiet and controlled voice. "No, I've
got everything I need." she says.

"Oh, really?" he inquires, "So what exactly have you got?

Just before they slam into the wall at 75 mph, the wife turns to him and
says............... "The airbag."

Never underestimate the rationalization of a woman

10. Cats' facial expressions

9. The need for the same style of shoes in different colors

8. Why bean sprouts aren't just weeds

7. Fat clothes

6. Taking a car trip without trying to beat your best time

5. The difference between beige, off-white, and eggshell

4. Cutting your bangs to make them grow

3. Eyelash curlers

2. The inaccuracy of every bathroom scale ever made

1. OTHER WOMEN

got some E&J VSOP,,,,full fith,,and it will be half soon,,lol,,damn the
jokes tonight where to much,,and I was bored,,,so I guess I show some
love here for a min

whos got that stiff drink made,,,,,what a night

keep on smiling everyone,,we all need the laugh tonight

Yo mama so short she poses for trophies!

Yo mama so short you can see her feet on her drivers lisence!

Yo mama so short she has to use a ladder to pick up a dime.

Yo mama so short she can play handball on the curb.

Yo mama so short she does backflips under the bed

Roses are red, violets are black, why's Yo mama's chest, as flat as her
back?
Roses are red, Yo mom's lips are blue, she sucked off that Smurf and did
me up too.
Roses are red, lemons are sour, how many ****s yo mama suck in one hour?

Which sexual position produces the ugliest children? Ask your mom!
I ain't got nuthin' bad to say 'bout Yo mama, 'cause her face says it
all!
I'm sorry, I shouldn't talk about Yo mama, 'cause I don't even know the
man


PADOW--how you like me now,,lol,,lmao

NOW WHAT,,lmao

Yo mama so greasy, you could fry a chicken dinner for 12 on her
forehead.

Yo mama so greasy she used bacon as a band-aid!

Yo mama so greasy she sweats Crisco!

Yo mama so greasy, her freckles slipped off.

Yo mama so greasy Texaco buys Oil from her

Yo mama so greasy, she sweats butter and syrup and has a full time job
at Denny's wiping pancakes across her breast.

yo mamma got a peg leg with a kick stand

Yo mama so nasty she made speed stick slow down.

Yo mama so nasty she brings crabs to the beach.

Yo mama so nasty she made right guard turn left.

Yo mama so nasty the fishery be paying her to leave

Yo mama so nasty she has to creep up on bathwater.

Yo mama so nasty that pours salt water down her pants to keep her crabs
fresh.

Yo mama so nasty I called her to say hello, and she ended up giving me
an ear infection