Three boys were walking home from school one day. All of a sudden, they
saw a naked lady sunbathing so of course, they stopped to look. Then,
right out of the blue, one of the kids takes off running.
The next day, they see the same lady, and again, the same kid takes off
running.
On the third day they stop to see the lady, and she is still there. But
this time, before the kid can run away, his two friends grab him by the
arm, and they ask him: "What's the matter, don't you like looking at
naked women?"
And the kid replies, "Yeah, but my mommy told me that if I look at a
naked woman too long, I'll turn to stone; and I felt something getting
hard."

There was a little boy who lived on a farm. One morning when he got up
from bed his mother told him he needed to start doing his chores around
the farm.

The little boy said he would take over the chores for his dad. So he
went to the barn and milked the cow when he was done he kicked the cow
right in the ass. Then he went and fed the pig, when he was done he
kicked the pig in the ass. Then he went to feed the chicken, when he was
done he kicked the chicken in the ass.

After the chores were done the little boy went into the house and said
to his mother "The chores are done I want some breakfast".
So the mom put a dry bowl of cereal down in front of the little boy, he
said, "What about the milk?", and the mother replied "You can't have any
milk because you kicked the cow in the ass". The little boy said, "Well
how about some bacon?" the mother replied, "You can't have any bacon
because you kicked the pig in the ass". The little boy said "Can I at
least have an egg?" The mother replied, "No, you kicked the chicken in
the ass".

In walks his father, who kicked the cat, and the little boy said to his
mother "Do you want to tell him or should I?"

But it does,,lol

Hmm

hope yall having fun.....

It makes me cry to see yall happy,,,,,joking,,,,

A Lawyer runs a stop sign and gets pulled over by a Sheriff's Deputy. He
thinks that he is smarter than the Deputy because he is sure that he has
a better education. He decides to prove this to himself and have some
fun at the deputy's expense...........

Deputy says, "License and registration, please."
Lawyer says, "What for?"
Deputy says, "You didn't come to a complete stop at the stop sign "
Lawyer says, "I slowed down, and no one was coming."
Deputy says, "You still didn't come to a complete stop. License and
registration, please."
Lawyer says, "What's the difference?"
Deputy says, "The difference is, you have to come to a complete stop,
thats the law. License and registration, please!"
Lawyer says, "If you can show me the legal difference between slow down
and stop, I'll give you my license and registration and you give me the
ticket, if not you let me go and no ticket."

Deputy says, "Exit your vehicle, sir."
At this point, the Deputy takes out his nightstick and starts beating
the ever-loving crap out of the Lawyer and says: "DO YOU WANT ME TO STOP
OR JUST SLOW DOWN?"

Once upon a time there was a blonde with long hair, blue eyes, she was
sick of all the blonde jokes.

One day, she decided to get a make over, so she cut and dyed her hair.

She also went out and bought a new convertible.

She went driving down a country road and came across a herd of sheep.

She stopped and called the sheepherder over.

"That's a nice flock of sheep.", she said.

"Well thank you.", said the herder. "Tell you what. I have a proposition
for you.", said the woman.

"Okay.", replied the herder.

"If I can guess the exact number of sheep in your flock, can I take one
home?", asked the woman. "Sure.", said the sheepherder.

So, the girl sat up and looked at the herd for a second and then
replied, "382".

"Wow.", said the herder. "That is exactly right.

Go ahead and pick out the sheep you want to take home."

So the woman went and picked one out and put it in her car.

Upon watching this, the herder approached the woman and offered, "Okay,
now I have a proposition for you".

"What is it?", queried the woman.

"If I can guess the real color of your hair... can I have my dog back?"

man is driving along the motorway with his wife in the passenger seat.
During the drive, the wife gets an idea. She starts taking off her
clothing piece by piece and tossing them out the window.

The guy is shocked but aroused. She gets her shoes, socks, etc. and
chucks them out. Finally, she whips her underwear off and throws it all
out onto the motorway. The guy is laughing and leering at her. He looses
control of the car in the process and crashes into a barrier at the
side.

Unfortunately, the air-bag doesn't go off on his side, and he finds
himself wedged in under the steering wheel. "Help, go get
help......aggghhhh, I'm stuck", he shouts.

"But I have no clothes on. What'll I do ?", she screams.

"Here", he says wiggling his foot, "Take my shoe and put it over your
crotch. It'll have to do, love. Quick, hurry!"

She takes the shoe off his foot and places it over her crotch and gets
out of the car, limping and shouting for help. After a few hundred yards
of yelling and running a trucker notices this naked hysterical woman
holding a shoe over her crotch, and pulls over.

"What's seems to be the trouble?", he asks.

"Help me", she screams, "My husband is stuck".

"If he's stuck up that far I'm afraid I can't help you."

Who's Forehead Next

Sweet it is..lol

Hmmm

lol

Just think It could be you

very sweet I must say Very

The best kiss is when you feel the heart of the one your kissing through
there lips,,as love forms and feelings start to play in the roll of the
tounge,and the hold of the head as your hand touches there face while
you kiss with soft none spoken words,,as you take the time to open your
eyes and see the love in the others face as they kiss you,,the lips make
the music of sweet squeeks,,and sips,,,,we step back and then look at
each other and say damn,,the world has just stopped.....

hmmmmm

coming around again

who flys now

I made u laugh,,lol,,lmao