The husband had just finished reading a new book entitled 'You Can Be
the Man of Your House'.
He stormed into the kitchen and walked directly up to his wife.
Pointing a finger in her face, he said sternly, "From now on, you need
to know that I am the man of this house and my word is law! You will
prepare me a gourmet meal tonight, and when I'm finished eating my meal,
you will serve me a sumptuous dessert. After dinner you are going to go
upstairs with me, and we will have the kind of sex that I want. After
that, you are going to draw me my bath so I can relax. You will wash my
back and towel me dry and bring me my robe. Then you will massage my
feet and hands. Then after that's done, guess who's going to dress me
and comb my hair?"
His wife replied, "The funeral director would be my guess."

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guess she has to read the SAME book rite??