The big game hunter walked in the bar and bragged to everyone about his
hunting skills. The man was undoubtedly a good shot and no one could
dispute that. But then he said that they could blindfold him and he
would recognize any animal's skin from its feel, and if he could locate
the bullet hole he would even tell them what calibre the bullet was that
killed the animal. The hunter said that he was willing to prove it if
they would put up the drinks, and so the bet was on. They blindfolded
him carefully and took him to his first animal skin. After feeling it
for a few moments, he announced "Bear." Then he felt the bullet hole and
declared, "Shot with a .308 rifle." He was right.
They brought him another skin, one that someone had in their car trunk.
He took a bit longer this time and then said, "Elk, Shot with a 7mm Mag
rifle. He was right again.
Through the night, he proved his skills again and again, every time
against a round of drinks. Finally he staggered home, drunk out of his
mind,and went to sleep. The next morning he got up and saw in the mirror
that he had one hell of a shiner. He said to his wife, "I know I was
drunk last night, but not drunk enough to get in a fight and not
remember it. Where did I get this blackeye?"
His wife angrily replied, "I gave it to you. You got into bed and put
your hand down my panties. Then you fiddled around a bit and loudly
announced, "Skunk, killed with an axe."

Lucky all he got was a black eye Almost sounds like grounds for
justifiable homicide lol

i agree for justifiable homicide...i'd kill him.

This was a good one!

that was funny lol

That is soooo wrong

But yet so true,,lol,,and yet even a better laugh....Love to all here
,,,,Thomas

hmmmm