Words Women Use


1. FINE: This is the word women use to end an argument when they are
right and you need to shut up.

2. FIVE MINUTES: If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour.
Five Minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more
minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.

3. NOTHING: This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and
you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually
end in fine. (Go to #1.)

4. GO AHEAD: This is a dare, not permission. Don't Do It!

5. LOUD SIGH: This is actually a word, but is a nonverbal statement
often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an
idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing
with you about nothing.
(Refer #3 for the meaning of nothing.)

6. THAT'S OKAY: This is one of the most dangerous statements women can
make to a man. That's okay means she wants to think long and hard before
deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.

7. THANKS: A woman is thanking you, do not question, or Faint. Just say
you're welcome.

8. WHATEVER: Is a women's way of saying F*ck YOU!

9. DON'T WORRY ABOUT IT, I GOT IT: Another dangerous statement, meaning
this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but
is now doing it herself. This will later result in a man asking "what's
wrong," for the woman's response refer to # 3.

those's words are soooooo right!

LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!
i have to admit man... its perty much right hahahhahhahahaha

Finally someone described these words in writing, we had our hunches,
but no proof . Thank you

I'll drink to that!

Thats DAMN STRAIGHT!!!

To the "T"

Just think us men will always still be wrong,,lol,,and for the words
there true..love to all....

As a woman I could take offense to that but since truer words were never
spoken, I will keep my big fat female mouth SHUT!!!

very true