Three men were sitting together bragging about how they had told their
new wives what their household duties were to be.

The first man had married a woman from Tennessee. He bragged that he had
told his wife she was going to do all the dishes and house cleaning. He
said it took a couple days, but on the third day he came home to a clean
house and the dishes were done.

The second man had married a woman from Florida. He bragged that he had
given his wife orders that she was to do all the cleaning, dishes and
the cooking. On the first day he didn't see any results, but the next
day it was better. By the third day, his house was clean, the dishes
were done and he had a huge dinner on the table.

The third man married a girl from Long Island. He boasted that he told
her that her duties were to keep the house clean, dishes washed, lawn
mowed, laundry washed and hot meals on the table for every meal. He said
the first day he didn't see anything, the second day he didn't see
anything but by the third day most of the swelling had gone down and he
could see a little out of his left eye just enough to fix himself a bite
to eat, load the dishwasher, find a cleaning lady, and telephone a
landscaper.

Sorry one tomany posted,,never happen again,,,I feel aaaaa
DUMB,,,lol,,,,Love to all here ....

The third guy sounds like I got a hold of him

That was cute!

Hey guys I dont think that we should try this,,hell I like my sight,,and
I like to keep my own place clean and for the ladys I cook,,so no need
to ever think you have to ,,I went to school for it ,,so its my
Kitchen,,lol,,Love to all here...Thomas

LMAO. Sounds like I got a ahold of that third guy too.

Dont you tell me what to do!!!!
Lmao.

Good joke.

lol

There is nothing funnier than a "clean" joke!



Verb

LOL.... I like that, especially the 3rd wife.

huuumm...& A MAN THAT LIKES TO COOK!

that was to cute

I try,,lol,,but theres no way to tame a woman,,hell we need women more
on the untamed side,,hell I needs me a freak,,,,lol,,lmao,,love to all
here

hiyas loves....2 cute...LOL

Thanks LOST,,I really hope yall can get more laughs out of me,,,,love to
all here,,and keep peace over the damn jokes please....