10. They have a lot of data but are still clueless.

9. A better model is always just around the corner.

8. They look nice and shiny until you bring them home.

7. It is always necessary to have a backup.

6. They'll do whatever you say if you push the right buttons.

5. The best part of having either one is the games you can play.

4. In order to get their attention, you have to turn them on.

3. The lights are on but nobody's home.

2. Big power surges knock them out for the night.

1. Size does matter.

and guys dont take this wrong,,you the ladys love to hear crap about us
guys,,so I did one for the ladys this time,,and trust me,,the guys are
going to have there laughs to,,mite not be the last laugh but its going
to be good ,,love to all here

Hmmmm

I AGREE ,I AGREE ,I AGREE, DID I SAY I AGREE

I totally agree!