I am an agnostic, so I'm basically a live and let live type of person, (I believe in a Universal energy or life force, call it what you will, but I don't subscribe to any organized religious tenets or creeds).

That said, I don't find religion or mention of religion to be necessary in a classroom setting, (unless of course you're talking about the study of theology or similar subjects). IMHO if you want to pray, go to church, if you want to study and learn, go to school, and if you don't want to do either one, then get a job working for the federal government. :)

Crazy old monkey free to good home. New owner must be willing to feed and bathe monkey and also change diapers regularly...

I prefer bean bombs, they're cheaper and twice as deadly.

I don't have any kids but I'd date a guy with kids if he had a good voice and would feed me bean burritos til my sequins split.

No, but you might want to locate the closest bomb shelter.

Too true. Just don't feed him any burritos.

And a piece or two for the roadies.

I'll take 20 pounds of strudel with some fried bananas and peanut butter.

He's my hero, my musical inspiration and the man who invented the 10 foot hoagie...

I'm always draggin', usually 20 pounds of bananas and 50 pounds of peanut butter...

OK, forget the ice and pass the PB and banana sandwiches... :)

Very insightful. Now pass the bean burritos... :)

Love is sharing the same sense of humor but not the same toothbrush.

Hey Eileena, how's it going? I'm just chilling, drinking my afternoon tea and listening to my favorite polkas.

I'd like a pint of blood and a half pint of plasma with sugar, no cream.

I crushed a few squirrels yesterday while driving home from the supermarket. They didn't look too happy about it...

Half Irish, half Italian, all mongrel monkey here... :)

Hi cutelildevilsmom,

I've been there, too, and more than once over the years I'm sorry to say; (I fell for the lines, too, the old "my wife hates me," "my wife doesn't understand me," "I'm only with her for the sake of the children," blah, blah, blah). Fortunately, the cheaters never left their wives for me, so I didn't have to find out what they were really like when not on their "best behavior." I'm sorry you had to go through the mill with your ex-husband, believe me, I wouldn't wish any of the cheaters I've ever known on anyone, friend or foe; (and, yes, I do feel sorry for their wives, being stuck with such lowlifes as life partners).

As you've stated, some people can deal with open, non-monogamous relationships, (and more power to them if this is a mutual decision between two loving consenting adults in a mature relationship), most of us, however, women especially, aren't wired that way.

Ugly monkey lovers need love, too, love and lots of chocolate. :)

Wow, I'm glad to see I'm not the only one who enjoyed this and got some real meaning out of it.