I'd give it all to the Old Monkeys' Home.

Nus, my supersonic skull can see you have issues with monkeys and posteriors. You will need private counseling for this matter. Please see my secretary to set up an appointment.

You're very welcome. You may rub my head for luck.

Well, I finally figured it out after reading around a bit online and using the good advice given here, apparently my computer reboot issue is linked to the EZ Trust Firewall True Vector monitor crashing whereupon I have to reboot the computer, this happens on a regular basis. Unfortunately, despite the frequency with which this problem was mentioned in a number of IT forums, there was no remedy suggested for this issue.

At this point I'm thinking of uninstalling the program and going with a different firewall. Is there any good free firewall software out there that you'd recommend? EZ Trust is free but IMHO it's not worth the constant reboot hassles.

Playing with your grongles in the middle of the day just because...

This concludes the weather report. Now back to your regularly scheduled program, 'Midgets Who Play with Barbies and the Monkeys who Love Them.'

Just make sure you wear gloves and keep the dog away from the trash.

I'll take some sweetbreads and swonnicle pie.

It's all that monkey oil and pure Hairyan bloodlines.

I hope he brings his sub...

I've got a hot date with Jarrod, I'll tell you all about it tonight.

If I can't fit her in the forklift then something is terribly wrong.

Men never lie. And Hitler never wore a bikini without waxing his upper thighs.

Is that a sub in his pants or he is just glad to see us?

Haven't I seen you on a Subway commercial?

Don't forget grongle groping and swonnicle swapping.

Sure does. And the annual Sticky Sasquatch issue...

When all else fails I've heard a megadose of KFG and swonnicles is just the ticket.

Hang in there Kat, I'm rooting for you and so is Bubbles.

Hugs and snoggers from SheNerd

Walrus hair, hmmmmmmmm, that's out of season. How about some drongles and a free lifetime subscription to Hot Honeys of the Himalayas?

Monkey gives it one ripe banana and a half jigger of snoggings.