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Online Irritation!!!
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Just don't let them add any formaldehyde...
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Morning, Peg, where's my brew???
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Silent Treatment !
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Spicy breaded fingers and toes, mmmmmmmmmm, my favorites! Thanks for the interview, can I quote you or should I just use your pseudonym, Hair Hitman??? :)
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Silent Treatment !
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So true. Can I sell that to the Daily Worker? Now about those creamatoria, how many folks can you cram in the ovens and do they come out extra crispy or just a little overdone? And do you use ketchup or make your own sauce?
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Silent Treatment !
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Ow! Now I've got another rip in the fabric of my swongledong. Wraps swastika flag around the wound and takes out camera to snap pix of Hitler poking the non-believers to sell to the Daily Worker.
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Raises the grongle flag high and waves a wet Spam noodle.
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what would you do if..
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Aw Scotty, yet another victim of the rubberband abs syndrome. Hope you didn't fall for his vitamin pitch...
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Silent Treatment !
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Ow! I think I sat on it. Either that I'm growing a second tail make of sticklebonden...
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Silent Treatment !
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Wipes spittle off the Fuhrer's chin and helps self to some far var beans, good for building strong Aryan bodies and healthy banana shaped swonnicles.
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Good night, sleep tight and keep the swonnicles revolving. :)
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Silent Treatment !
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And they look better in tanks and combat boots.
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Silent Treatment !
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Nanomonkeys are cute, but nothing compared to the spicy sweet raspberry temptations of the cybearborgs.
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Silent Treatment !
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Sorry, I can't betray mein Furrier for less than a hundred and fifty pounds of hot man flesh and some lemon flavored schticklestrongels.
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I'll take em however I can get em. Withdrawal is not a pretty sight.
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It's just the crack talking, I'll be better after a swig of Crush and some more monkey nuts.
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Silent Treatment !
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Sure, just hop on the table next to Tom and the other Germans... :)
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Waldo is Hitler's aide de camp, Tom is a secret lover of monkey nuts and Crotch Bond is just Crotch Bond, defender of the faith and the lime flavored thong.
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Trying to sweeten me up won't help. Give back the monkey or Crotch Bond loses his Speedo.
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I had a brain fart and then I woke up to find Waldo gone and a sticky pair of lederhosen under my pillow.
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Whats wrong with me?
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The monkey's always willing to lend a paw and a few bananas to the ones he loves.
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