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3 Random Thoughts About YOU!
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I'm an agnostic/atheist
I'm a Communist My butt is soft and doughy |
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Toms Weekend Roll Call II
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How about a virtual strudel in the drongles???
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Women's pics
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But you're still not geting my chocolates. :)
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Women's pics
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Wiser worse were never spoken, oh wise and mighty King of the Veggies...
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Badboy999
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Then he'll have to change his name to BoyWhoGotKilledbyBuckethead
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Because they're wired that way. Because they know they can get away with it. Because somebody poisoned their Wheaties and they're slowly rotting away from the inside out...
IMHO the best antidote is to date multiple guys/gals. That way you never have to worry about any one person breaking your heart. Oh and it's a hell of a lot more fun than playing the accordion with your toenails... :) |
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Dear Diary....
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Dear Diary,
Why does Satan play the guitar? Is Satan really an acronym for Santana with a few extra letters thrown in to confuse the unbelievers? |
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Badboy999
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One whiff of your bucket at 20 paces should be enough to do the trick.
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first time
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I haven't had any luck on this site but I've had quite a bit of luck on a few other sites. I think it all depends on what you're looking for (LTR, friend, FWB, potential spouse, etc.) and who's available at the time that fits the bill. Sometimes you get lucky and hit pay dirt right off the bat, other times it's slower going.
Good luck in your search and don't forget to tip the monkey on your way out. :) |
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IF I were looking for a partner, (which I'm not, as I'm having a whole hell of a lot of fun without one these days), there are only a few qualities I'd require as absolutes MUSTS:
1) Superior intellect 2) Compassion/understanding 3) Excellent communication skills and 4) Open-mindedness Oh and I almost forgot the most important qualification of all, the ability to juggle strudel while playing Alexander's Ragtime Band on the accordion. :) |
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I thought you'd lick out the bucket first. After all a good breakfast is the start of a good day.
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anxious
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If you're looking primarily for intimate encounters, I'd suggest you check out AFF. This site is more geared towards dating and relationships as well as friendships.
Keep posting in the forums here and give people a chance to get to know you. Unless you show up with a KFG bucket on your head or an accordion strapped to your back, I doubt you'll be rejected indefinitely. If you are, feel free to petition the UK Llama Ball and Tuba Anti-Deflagellation League. :) |
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Drink 10 gallons of coffee, smoke a half a pack of cig's, rinse, lather, repeat as necessary.
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Guess who's back? Part 11?
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All right!!! Good things DO happen to those who wait. But not too long or the strudel will burn to a nice blackened crisp...
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PETITION
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Forget the banana, where's the monkey on acid???
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Guess who's back? Part 11?
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You go Kat!!! :) How's it going???
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Too funny!!!
And too true. I was one of those gals in my 20s...
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Women's pics
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But of course all women are attracted to shallow, narrow minded men, don't you agree???
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relationship question
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I agree with Lex, my Dad says that all the time about past and future behavior and he's a bona fide headshrinker.
Yes, Virginia, lunacy is hereditary... |
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Hi cashay, I'm OK, a few things going on with my personal life but otherwise fine. How are you?
Daleray, you are indeed a wise man. Almost as wise as the wise ass monkey... :) |
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