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Sat 07/28/07 10:55 AM
If he was, I'll bet his bananas were swinging... devil

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Sat 07/28/07 10:53 AM
Just watch out for Captain Kirk, he has a tendency to drool and grope pretty gals to get cheap hotel rooms.

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Sat 07/28/07 10:51 AM
I accept e mails from all and sundry, (I'm especially partial to sundry and freeze dried carrots)...

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Sat 07/28/07 10:39 AM
Both.

Nightgown or pjs?

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Sat 07/28/07 10:38 AM
Sooooooo, what are deep fried Californians called?

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Sat 07/28/07 10:35 AM
No newspapers, huh? Then I suppose a tire iron is out of the question...

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Sat 07/28/07 10:15 AM
I thought "Mikey" was most likely to eat anything he couldn't spell or shove up his nose...

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Sat 07/28/07 10:14 AM
Yes.

Have you ever jumped your neighbor's bones?

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Sat 07/28/07 10:13 AM
That's what I'm here for, the laughs and the doughnuts.

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Sat 07/28/07 10:08 AM
Crotch Bond is a cactus, sharp, pointed and ready for action... bigsmile

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Sat 07/28/07 10:06 AM
No.

Have you ever seen a flying saucer or Elvis in a pink sequinned jumpsuit?

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Sat 07/28/07 10:01 AM
Most likely to blow up the school, pose naked for Sexy Sasquatch Annual and run for President on the Bullmonkey ticket... bigsmile

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Sat 07/28/07 09:57 AM
Sage, once again you hit the nail on the head. Now where did I put that Excedrin?

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Sat 07/28/07 09:55 AM
Wise old monkey says: older men and women make better life partners as they're wiser, have greater life experience and are usually more emotionally and financially secure than their younger counterparts. Two bananas up!!! bigsmile

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Sat 07/28/07 03:24 AM
All I can say is thank God I'm a native New Yorker. :smile:

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Sat 07/28/07 03:18 AM
Hee hee hee bigsmile

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Sat 07/28/07 03:17 AM
I'm doing great, getting baked and loving every minute of it...

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Sat 07/28/07 03:17 AM
I recommend getting close to the Buckethead, the grease smell alone will turn both of you off to sex forever. :)

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Sat 07/28/07 12:11 AM
Wise old monkey say: Men want sex, women want love. Don't share your bananas unless they're willing to share their oranges.

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Fri 07/27/07 09:50 PM
Who couldn't love a porcelain beauty??? bigsmile

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