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Dear Diary....
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Just got out of the oven and I'm still not baked. I must be doing something wrong...
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"APPLE BREASTS"
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No chance of that, I'm too busy gtting baked.
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"APPLE BREASTS"
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Apple dumplings and fritters are more my style.
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What have you learned today?
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And I have overdone egdes, but nobody's perfect.
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Well I Never...
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I know how to bake, but I never did learn how to turn over...
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MORE THAN JUST A FRIEND
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Hear, hear! I propose a toast with crescent rolls and lots of peanut butter.
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Lightly browned and just a little crispy around the edges.
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I need a good toasting all over.
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What have you learned today?
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That if one more person pokes my belly, I'll giggle and then I'll loosen their eyeteeth. :)
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What have you learned today?
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I learned that 12 PB and banana sandwiches make a great snack and that roadies are great for target practice.
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Non cooking women...
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There's no such thing as a fat Elvis, only one whose jumpsuits don't fit.
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Non cooking women...
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You think so? And here I'd always thought it was the deep fried PB and banana sandwiches.
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im new to this
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Hi and welcome to the nuthouse. Elvis always appreciates handouts, but whatever you do, don't feed the monkeys. :)
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Non cooking women...
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I don't cook, but I'm still fat. Love me, love my lard or hit the highway rolling... :)
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That's understandable. You need a child of your own to carry on the proud name of Hitler. :)
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Toms Thursday Roll Call.
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Bananas are great, a cure all for anything. Oh and if they don't work, try chocolate and JD; they may not cure you but you'll sure enjoy your recovery. :)
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Is it always about sex??
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Sex is overrated. I prefer heroes and hoagies and fried PB sandwiches.
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What have you learned today?
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I've learned that you don't have to be face to face with someone to make a complete ass of yourelf, you can do it just as easily via phone or e mail.
Now pass the strudel and chocolates and hands off my hoagies... |
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THINK ABOUT IT
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Beach Farmer, you forgot to include the Worshipful Society of Monkeys, we bow to bananas and do polkas for fun and profit.
Hmmmmmmmmmm, do I smell discrimination in the air? Or is it just an overdone fried PB and banana sandwich... |
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I confess I used to have a best friend, but I ate him. He was good with peanut butter.
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